Maybe, but that’s crazy, right? It’s like lying about going to the gym. It doesn’t matter to me if you did it or not, and within a few minutes of being in your presence, I can tell whether you’re being honest about it anyways.

This year? Dune, Hyperion, The Fall of Hyperion, The Water Knife, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Various PK Dick short stories. I am on a classic sci-fi tear.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater, probably

Can’t

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

Bring back fat kickers.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in:

Now that you’re not in football anymore and living the high life, when do we get the tell all exposing Peterson for constantly forcing everyone on the team to shake his hand.

I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

Bill was the Gramatica who tore his ACL while celebrating. Martín was the one who kicked for Tampa and had the terrible hair cut.

Yup, then follow it up with prison nutrition:

Jericho: Brock, you took it too far out there.

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

Not the shittiest French performance though

Worst. Winger. Ever.

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend who plays video games as much or more than you.