And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

We make the playoffs, normally avoid Wild Card weekend, then get demolished by the same team(s) every year (rhymes with Schmew Schmengland and Schmittsburgh) because you know, they get themselves ready to win a Super Bowl.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Triple H is VERY disappointed:

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

This is Drew. He barely knows Black people exist.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

I’m truly enjoying your oversensitivity to being hated as a Pats fan. It only makes it easier to judge you. Its a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

Priorities, honey. We’re talking about fencing here.

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Are they playing this game at Boise State?

No way. Americans are moving southward, and there’s no way you could play this ice-field hockey in places like Tampa, Phoenix, or Dallas.

While we’re at it, it should also be played on ice and players should be allowed to check each other. I think a sport like that could really take off.

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Val Kilmer will forever be Goose...