Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

“The Bucs haven’t been this ecstatic about a defensive star since the Sapp-Brooks era.”

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Don’t you dare compare Trump to a pedophile with the barest connection to reality who was shielded from all consequences due to his money. Michael Jackson could sing and dance remarkably well, whereas the President is terrified he will topple down a flight of stairs.

This morning on NPR they were reporting on the WH wanting to ban the flavored vape juices and they had audio of him saying “kids come home and tell their parents ‘hey I want to vape’ and the parents don’t know anything about it”.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Steelers fans like him again now

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

You forgot the comment regarding Pats fans:

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

More of this, Deadspin.  More of this.  

Those fans booing gave Andrew the truth - that players like him are only meat sacks that throw footballs when they’re good and playing for your team, then they’re nobodies. If anything, they reinforced his decision. I’m happy for him.

“I wish I had met you sooner so I could have lived you longer.” I’m gonna tell this to my girl the very moment that I see her again.

Same. This is heartbreaking and I am so grateful to her for sharing her story because it's goddamn important.

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.