If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

Bubbles has one of my favorite arcs in all of television. God what an actor. When hes in the narcotics anon meeting and he finally opens up about Sherrod, and he finally sheds the moniker Bubbles. “My name is..... My name is Reginald. But ‘round the way they call me Bubbles.” really beautiful scene.

“Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt."

Not to mention the joyful redemption of Bubbles, cheese-butt smugness of Tommy Carcetti, and desperation of the children. There were moments of that show, no matter how many times rewatched, that brought near visceral reactions from not only myself, but so many others. It was nearly perfect.

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

Oh yeah, one of my favorite TV characters ever. Right up there with Al Swearengen, Tony Soprano, Saul Goodman, etc.

Omar was awesome, though. 

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Why not hire a disgraced alcoholic fishing boat captain while you’re at it, Dan?

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news