Since I read a Twitter thread about this, I now have new knowledge! Apparently gloves (in kidskin and in satin) loosen as they warm up, which means if they feel like fit well when you try them on, they’ll soon look baggy when you were them. So the trick to find well-fitting gloves is to getting a pair that feels a bit…

She needs to pull them up to her bicep. They look ill-fitting, like the clothes of every other Trump in London.

I read somewhere that the Palace is under renovations, but also read that the renovations were complete in 2018.

Me too. But I take some comfort in that a meeting like this won’t be happening. Pretty sure hell would freeze over before the Cambridges would invite Dump and Melanoma into their home to meet the kids. And I hope it pisses him off. 

Question about the opera gloves: are they standard for a state dinner like this? The Trump ladies seem to be the only ones wearing them. Michelle is the only one I’ve seen pull them off, because Arms.

When you’re young, your face still has a lot of changing and growing to do. So if you fuck with it, it goes to battle with how it falls/grows naturally and plastic surgery. You risk looking like Ivanka or Melania or Louise Linton. There’s something always off and weird about their faces and that’s why.

This review needed more Keanu

kutsu, meaning shoes,

Temescal Tormund.

I live in the PNW, and “walking kombucha burp” just saved me eons of time thinking up witty ways to perfectly describe the men I’m with on half my dates.

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

I just love her sarcastic “Thank you for sharing your big idea, sir.” She epitomized every person who has had to listen to a Portlandia faux-woke white dude lecture women and people of color on oppression in America.

My personal pet peeve is dudes (and women I suppose, though dudes seem to be the worst offenders) who want long hair but won’t groom it properly.  This is as true for facial hair as it is for head hair.  Just because you’re letting something grow long doesn’t mean you don’t need maintain enough trims!  That’s how…

This is the face of a man who says, "actually" at least two dozen times a day.

“The problem stems from generations of gendered ideas about male and female brains and stereotypes that categorize male brains as orderly and rational while female brains are messy, emotional, and hormonal.” 

I did,” he said. “I tried to show my profound respect for each of the people onstage.”

“Walking Kumbucha burp” = me ded.

I’m currently pursuing my PhD in Neurobiology and have made this a huge part of my career since I’m interested in pursuing a career in science policy just as much as doing bench research. I see this attitude all the time in my department and previous labs I’ve worked in at other institutions. The default is always…

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Good. I am against the whole idea of Influencers as a profession.