Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.
Steve (Harrington) with the Good Hair
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People, can we please shut down the idea that this diagnosis is a hoax? Trump is not Machiavelli - he’s a schoolyard bully, and the thing bullies fear above all else is showing any sort of weakness. At every turn, even before he was elected, Trump has lied, deflected and projected to avoid admitting to the slightest…
Let’s hope his Brain Cloud doesn’t complicate things!
Joe Vs. The Volcano--end up on a raft made of luggage.
Our daycare costs exactly as much as our rent and the inclusion of it into our budget has pushed us so close to the red that I have a panic attack roughly 1x/week trying to deal with it. And it seems like I can’t talk to anyone about it because everyone’s advice is ‘cut back on your expenses’ - like that’s some sort…
I would very much prefer that the whole nation get to vote on the same day, perhaps using a ranked choice voting system
He’s just a god-level idiot. How this guy manages not to kill himself on stairs each day is a continuing mystery.
My hope is that Biden picks Warren as his VP, and she in turn endorses him and drops out. Not only would that all but lock up the nomination for Biden (with Bloomberg dropping out as of today), but it would ensure progressives a seat at the table in the general election and (hopefully) the next four years.
After starting out with so many exciting candidates, it’s really frustrating to end up back here with Biden. I’ll vote for him, but I truly don’t think he will inspire people to get to the polls the way Bernie would have. And Warren’s delegate count actually makes me furious... what are Americans thinking?
What about Michael BloombHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, our first long weekend away included the saddest edition of that drinking game “have you ever” maybe ever- (been abandoned in a mall while he met with a woman/buddy/just did stuff and forgot you, etc.) Her dad really tried after she did cut him off for a while and he kind of got it, honestly him walking her down…
My worst birthday (so far!!!) was my 9th. My parents decided that I was ready to help take care of the big dog I’d/they’d always wanted, so as an early gift, they gave me an Old English Sheepdog puppy about 4 weeks before my birthday. I was in puppy heaven for the first couple days until he became very sick, and was…
This may not be seen because I’m gray, but my wife and I were just debating last night which one of us had a worse one (I say hers was worse, she says mine) so the timing just seems too perfect not to put it out there:
My worst was my 6th. It was my first year in school and so the first one where a bunch of kids were invited. And a lot of kids showed up. Sounds good, right? Problem was my alcoholic mother was in no way equipped to deal with a houseful of little kids and parents she didn’t know. So she was taking frequent trips to…
Last year on my birthday, after a lovely dinner at a fancy restaurant, I had a heart attack on my way out the door; ended up flat on my face on a Beverly Hills sidewalk. Worst. Birthday. Ever.
I’m frankly more concerned about the 62% who would buy that vile brew under some circumstances.
And here I thought this was the dumbest thing I’ve read this hour.
You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.
John Oliver put it best: He’s the opposite of a “silver fox.”