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Steve (Harrington) with the Good Hair
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That sounds beautiful! Also, no one told me that alterations can be so expensive. I thought I was going to faint when I heard the cost.

I’m getting married in April. The only reason it’s even kind of big is because our families insisted and said they’d pay for the biggest things (like catering, my dress, and the venue), otherwise it would’ve been teeny tiny, and I’d planned on just buying a nice dress from somewhere I consider fancy (like

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

To steal a line from Jim Jeffries’ gun control bit: “Jeez, you think a lot of yourself if you think everyone’s coming to murder you.” 

So just because one person has been taught how to do something properly, and does it responsibly, means everyone should be able to do the same unchecked?

As requested: 🍎🍐🍊🍌🍇🍒🍑🍍😵

An “untouchable” member of the monied elite, faced with the reality of jail, has a little panic attack. Too bad, so sad.

I know he wasn’t convicted on the two counts of predatory sexual assault that could have landed him in prison forever, but I am very happy he can now be called a ‘convicted rapist’ instead of an ‘alleged rapist’. If he had been found not guilty on all counts I have no doubt he would have slithered his way back into

This. Hippie ignorance is still ignorance.

Dame Helen Mirren also absolutely rocks her grey hair

Trump told audience-goers: “I don’t know if this is a fact, but she had a horrible social media account. She’s, I guess from what I hear, a very strong woman, a very dominant person, so she can get people to do whatever she wants,”

I don’t disagree, but I would note that by far the most heartening thing about last night was how everyone, moderate or liberal, was extremely quick to unite behind the idea of beating a thin-skinned, vainglorious rich person like a pinata.

YES. That episode was almost unbearable to watch, cringetastic.

Right? Like, 9 times out of 10 the items on the wish lists for each member of the couple are MUTALLY EXCLUSIVE. One always wants to be in “the city center” and the other wants to be “in nature.”

Based of the responses in this thread, this show sounds like watching a bunch of fucking nightmare people be insufferable. I’m 100% going to binge this and Kitchen Nightmares when I go home to consume chocolate and red wine tonight.

HAHA we only have one, too! And somehow, miraculously, it's never been an issue because we have never been in a situation where we both simply have got to be brushing our teeth at the same time. Crazy, right?

I LOVE HHI. I like seeing places I’ve never been from the perspective of what it would be like to live there, beyond travel guide inanities like, “[City X] is home to the country’s third largest modern art museum, founded in 1974.” Yes, but what do the kitchens look like?

Sometimes it’s downright depressing, the hatred for one another is palpable. I sometimes wonder if they ever watch their episode and think “Wow, it doesn’t really seem as though we like each other, much less love one another. Perhaps we should split up?” but then I remember there’s no self awareness anymore so I’m