“Our system is perfect, he must have been drunk”

Labrador retrievers?

Yeah to have a system like that with NO safety is highly suspect.

I’m surprise a system like that isn’t armed with laser sensors to see if something is in the way. The same way your average garage won’t shut if you walk past while it’s shutting.

This. Light sensors have been used for decades. Something about this story is weird from a mechanical standpoint.

My parents did this, it got stolen. Who steals a tennis ball?

My parents always used the proven hang a tennis ball from a string trick when I was a kid.

There should’ve been a system that makes sure that if anything is in the path of the mechanism, it should stop. I blame everyone but I assign the majority of it on the manufacturer because my $100 garage door opener has sensors to make sure I don’t crush my dog or bag of groceries.

All this for an issue that could have been solved with a $0.99 plastic tube mounted to the parking platform... hit the tube? Too far forward! Back up!

I’m going on my first Cruise in June. My wife is terrified, I’ll have to show her this because I want to mess with her a little.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

If you think cruise ships offer the best food you’ll ever eat, I’m going to go ahead and not listen to any recommendations from you.

I’ll stick my head out here...

To Whom It May Concern:

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

the gasket wasn’t flawed, per say

To be honest, I would by an RS if it wasn’t for all this. I can’t believe Ford’s silence on this whole issue, I would imagine that my sale isn’t the only one they’ve lost.

I am glad that this dumbass phrase exists if for no other reason that it serves as a flag that scientifically ignorant conspiracists willingly and eagerly wave to identify themselves as someone not to be taken seriously in serious discussion.

For each individual person, you need to find a bone-marrow donor who is both compatible and happens to be immune to HIV.

I wish I was a spider so I had 6 more eyes to roll at this comment.