You're right. Calling Hamas desert creatures is too polite.

Ready. Aim. Fire!

It would be easier, actually, since you could pivot your foot off of the heel.

It’s like they want the R8 to outsell them...

Other than the fact its superior German engineering is subject to failure that would cost more than a minimum wage yearly salary, here’s two other reasons:

The Lotus Elise. It looks like some 6-figure exotic but costs as much as an Accord.

At first it sounds stupid, but I think it’s clever engineering and is supporting what you said.

OH REALLY? I thought this weighed like 2900lbs with how small it was...

Why does it seem slower than I’d expect? For such a lightweight/small car with that much torque/HP I’d expect a faster 0-60 time and Ring time. It’s still really awesome and I’d love to have one, it’s just confusing me a little.

Good point

I would love to have one and be an uber driver. They’ll enter thinking is a regular old Malibu until I got WOT in first on the highway.

I checked the car fax and it looked good. 1st owner did a lot of service, 2nd owner did some. There were two owners after that. The guy I bought it from didn’t even own the thing for 5000 miles because his wife said he couldn’t have 2 Camaros. He’s a GM mechanic/tuner so he thought the car was good. However, the guy…

(1.) It really depends on the extent of the damage if I 5.3 swap it or not, the problem is an LS1 rebuild could be $1000 or $3000. It all depends and we won’t know until we strip the engine down.

Buying an LS1 Camaro at 19. I saved up enough and was able to afford it, fixed some small problems on it too. However, despite being a stock engine with only 135k miles it spun a rod bearing. Rare, and it happened to me. Luckily my mechanic is going to 5.3 swap it since that's a whole lot cheaper than an LS1 rebuild…

If management puts the blame for something on the engineers, there’s a high probability it’s actually management’s fault.

I didn’t know the point of doing an engine swap was to be artsy and creative, I thought it was for power.

Sabine Schmitz: Because balls just add unnecessary weight that hurt lap times, so ovaries will do.

I could buy a V8 Camaro with RWD, an LSD, a 6-speed, and coolness for $3,500.

(1.) If you run without cats on the road you’re a douche. Even I with my big V8 still keep the cats. What are you honestly losing? Like 5 HP at most? If that upsets you, get high flow cars so you’re only losing 2-3HP at most.

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