It’s better in every conceivable way than the 911 except that it’s not a 2+2 coupe. That’s it.

Something tells me Damien won’t be giving his brother Christmas or birthday cards for a while...

That’ll sell it.

V8 Audi S4

Well 50mpg to 37mpg is 13mpg, these cars dropped 4mpg. It sucks but it’s nowhere near as big of a deal than the Civic Hybrids.

I love how this story is both messed up and hilarious at the same time. I also like how he’s very wrong but still technically right at the same time.

When will someone from the EPA be charged for poisoning the Animas river in Colorado? I want to watch a hearing about that.

You’d be surprised but mattress can be quite thick and heavy (I move furniture as my teen job, so I know a thing about how they feel). Hitting one of those at high speeds...it would do some serious undercarriage damage and could lock up your wheels.

The US Government seems to have a hatred for Toyota.

I'm actually impressed, Nissan managed to make a car that makes me gag even harder than the Juke.

Guns + Cars

I mean I like the feeling of driving something like a tank, which the G-Wagen, Hummer, and Jeep certainly feel like.

Am I the only one that doesn’t understand roofless off-roaders? I’d prefer to be in something like a tank if I’m going off-road. Makes me feel more badass.

That sure looks super stressful and difficult to me, but I bet the pilot of the aircraft when he did that was like, “meh.”

That Platinum trim is uhhh...whoa. Sticker shock.

No Scion tC? I thought for sure that’d take the cake for “looks fast, actually slow”.

When Han Solo flew in to save Luke Skywalker when he was about to be killed attacking the exhaust port on the Death Star.

This is why you don’t smoke, kiddies.

Just get an LS1 F-body. Same price as the 944, but 0-60 in 5.0 seconds, much more reliable and cheaper/easier to fix, and it has a 6-speed manual instead of a 5-speed. Plus, it’s a loud, roaring V8 and is just as practical as a 944 with it’s hatchback.