His team is just looking at all of this like, “Way to go, you stupid fuck. Look what you’ve done?”, rather than showing concern for his well-being.

Ah the classic sack tap. 10th grade memories all over again!

YAH DONE MESSED UP A-ARON!

I mean, this doesn’t surprise me at all. Some of the things our coaches said for us to do to JV players were along these lines. Those kids that attacked him are also probably the coaches’ pets, and those that think FOOTBAWL IS LYFE.

IT doesn’t get more German than this.

I’ve seen this before, in Madden I made two custom teams with ridiculously amazing offenses but crap defenses. Both offenses were scoring within like 3 snaps at most and hilarity ensued quick.

I feel like the new Civics are competing head on with Scion tC’s over who can be the most favorite car of every 22 year old sorority girl in the country.

Whenever a company tries to use bass and Wub heavy music to interest “the youth” such as myself, it just pisses me off because:

US safety regulations are confusing. Red turn signals that look like brake lights are okay but not cool amber turn signals that make sense. Also, when will we get brake lights that strobe when ABS is activated?

As someone who lives in Charlotte, NC, I just ow realized how many people own land cruisers here, but they’re mostly “YUPPIE SCUM!” type of people (I know, ironic). The Land Rover people either live South of the city or way North at the lake like me. I’ve talked to some Rover owners and while they weren’t happy with…

I heard from my Navy friend that their carriers aren’t allowed to move in a straight line but must zig-zag near shore so anyone observing can’t see how fast they can haul ass.

Probably a very insecure person under his tough guy persona.

Confirmed: Water is wet.

Nope. Black like my soul.

I’d be dead before I even got over 150.

One, I’m mechanical and energy. Guys in my major are getting picked up with nuclear companies and making 6 figures before 25.

Manual, because wagons are too ugly.

These are Uber cars? Don’t Uber cars have to have 4 doors, be at least 10 years old or younger, and all other types of restrictions?

Excuse me for my ignorance because I’m only 19 but, you’re telling me that I can just buy a car with the title in hand and the previous owner doesn’t have to do anything else? I thought they’d have to show up with you to the DMV or something. I guess not in North Carolina. But yeah if you’re someone who doesn’t…

That’s cool and all, but when I get my engineering degree, I’m not looking to finance $50-60k on a used Ferrari, no matter how cool it is. I’d rather just buy a brand new Corvette Z51 or Audi S6 or something along those lines. This is a great steal for the STEM major that’s always wanted a Ferrari and loves Ferrari…