This vs Porsche Cayenne Turbo S. Your pick?

Desmodromic valves bro! V-twin bro!

Better than watching Red Asphalt, IMO.

The pilot couldn’t handle 1.5 extra hours to make it to Oregon and just go on with life? Someone’s cranky.

Have we even confirmed she’s a real person and not some experimental car journalist AI that Jalopnik is testing? She just kinda appeared one day and there’s no knowledge about her other than name.

They'll starve to death before they find the balls to launch a nuke.

That’s embarrassing.

Here’s what happened:

Well he turns the cruise control off a few seconds in, so we know that’s not the reason why the car went crazy. The only explanation is his foot dropped on the gas and made it keep going. This is possible since it’s an automatic Mustang, but still, very rare your foot falls that heavy to floor the gas pedal in. Gas…

This is brilliant.

Or you could request a photocopy of their license and insurance to make sure they’re a real person before you sell. Not only does this make sure you aren’t selling to some idiot, but it’s extremely hard to fake both a license AND insurance. One of them will have to be real or they won’t match up. Oh, and if they scam…

I want an 03 CL Type-S 6-speed as my DD. Can anybody think of a better and less common car that perfectly fills the gap between a commuter and performance car? Nope.

1. What reason would a sane person have for buying it?

If I can drive my POS Corolla speeding 10mph over potholes you can do it too in your damn Jeep Cherokee, dumb sorority sloot.

*Only while in college.

Everyone seems to think making a left over a double yellow is illegal. It’s not, at least in my state.

Or you could just get a STEM degree from any decent accredited university and make more than the Film Studies major from the top private university.

Does it grab a lot of attention? Not only from car people but regular “grounded to the ground” ones too.

Damn is that a hard-tail? Because if he has no rear suspension that’s a rough fuckin’ ride. Respect.

Just...how?