It looks like something my nephew made in Minecraft.

No way that’s a handjob.

He didn’t actually run over the dog. So, yes.

Was the bar cutting off his oxygen supply when it was in the front rack position?

Any chance Chelsea gets relegated?

Come to Charlotte, NC and tell me if you think congestion on 485 on the south side, miles from the city center, will be solved by bike lanes and not extra highway lanes. Go fuck yourself.

Remove the Red Bull logos and DJ booth. Insert spare tires and tools. Ensure it’s as off road capable as its looks/tires want us to believe. I’d drive it for sure.

Eh, they’ll make more.

Don’t talk about Tom Ley like that.

I love it when the person that has their arms raised in victory at the end is not the name they call. Hilarious every time.

Wait, is Neymar black again?

I am not at all upset about this flat tracker trend. Lordy.

Why? That’s everyone.

I wouldn’t. That shit was horrible.

Keep up the good work, Sean. Lanesplitter and Truck Yeah are the best sub-blogs, in my opinion.

I just said, “Jesus” out loud.

I buy a pair of jeans and wear them everyday until it’s time for a new pair. They also only get washed if they smell bad, which is rare, or get some type of stain on them, which is less rare. I probably end up washing them once a month or so.

Uh, what?

Nevermind. I’m dumb.

What is his number so I can track him?