It looks like something my nephew made in Minecraft.

No way that’s a handjob.

He didn’t actually run over the dog. So, yes.

Was the bar cutting off his oxygen supply when it was in the front rack position?

Any chance Chelsea gets relegated?

Remove the Red Bull logos and DJ booth. Insert spare tires and tools. Ensure it’s as off road capable as its looks/tires want us to believe. I’d drive it for sure.

Eh, they’ll make more.

Don’t talk about Tom Ley like that.

I love it when the person that has their arms raised in victory at the end is not the name they call. Hilarious every time.

Wait, is Neymar black again?

I am not at all upset about this flat tracker trend. Lordy.

Why? That’s everyone.

I wouldn’t. That shit was horrible.

Keep up the good work, Sean. Lanesplitter and Truck Yeah are the best sub-blogs, in my opinion.

I just said, “Jesus” out loud.

I buy a pair of jeans and wear them everyday until it’s time for a new pair. They also only get washed if they smell bad, which is rare, or get some type of stain on them, which is less rare. I probably end up washing them once a month or so.

Uh, what?

Nevermind. I’m dumb.

What is his number so I can track him?

I didn’t see it right away. By the time I did see it I could look around at the parking lot at my high school and say, “oh, that’s what this is all about.”