I’m sure it will go over well.

I haven’t seen Paddington, but apparently it’s super good? That shit has 98% on rotten tomatoes. If this really is trying to be that crossed with Hook, I'm actually super into it.

Boy Meets World/Saved By The Bell are absolute classics? No. I Love Lucy, All In The Family, The Jeffersons, Married With Children, The Golden Girls, Cheers and Seinfeld are classics. Those other two are just television shows.

“Don’t worry, be happy.”

Candace Cameron is a nutjob Christian right winger just like her brother. Bats will fly out of my ass before that happens.

[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]

And her appearance on Sesame Street?

Fuck... YES.

I mean, I come from a background and milieu where upper-middle class is the default setting, and there are a lot of rich people within that as well. There's a way for well-off people to raise their kids properly, but it requires a lot of time and careful effort to do so (which is true of child-rearing in any context).…

Three words:

YAAAS BOLLYWOOD DANCE PARTAY!!!!!

Or he's not as nice as he seems?

I assumed it was taken by one of her daughters

Is it just me or is there like...shouting in the background of it? It's like 1/3 of the way into the song and it's this high pitched shouting that cuts through the actual singing.

Oooph, I know that celebrities have it realllllllllly good in life, but I still can't help but feel a little bad for Kris and Kanye that people think it's ok to walk right up to them and take a photo of them WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING and the photo is published like it's news.

Life is so hard when you don't know how to pose for photos. I feel like all my friends had secret lessons on how to be photogenic, and I miraculously missed that day...

Agreed, a wedding is not a party that you throw to profit. If you can't completely pay for all your guests to celebrate with you, don't have a wedding IMO.

In that same spirit, weddings are not about getting stuff, including trips. Your wedding is not an excuse to have a vacation funded by your guests, or to get people to fit out your house. Gifts are not an obligation.