"That, in fact, is the entire point: specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them. Alternatively, you're welcome to just decline your wedding invite altogether. "

I have an old roomie with a honey fund registry too, who shared it on facebook. I wasn't invited to the wedding but you want me to help with the honeymoon? I can't.

I completely agree. We have a couplein our life who is getting married and they straight up told us they don't want stuff, they want cash. This is also couple who CONSTANTLY boasts about how much things cost and how much money they have, so it's SUPER TACKY to be like that and then request your friends buy you a…

NO. No, no, no. If you can't afford the wedding, don't fucking have one. Easy.

Anyone who registers for anything still gets off-registry gifts. It's just what people do. But it's a total first-world problem: "All these people gave me this crappy gift and now I have so many of them!" I got three blenders at my bridal shower (from the registry but it hadn't updated quickly enough). You know what I…

I completely agree with this. It is rude to tell people they need to give you gifts. They have zero obligation to do so.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Put your head against the headrest and think of England.

That roller coaster fucks you harder and more uncomfortably than an adderral fueled freshman frat boy, the last time I was on that thing I couldn't turn my head for a fucking week.

If being a tacky American is wrong, I don't want to be right.

That person on the left has another body coming out of her.

I never understood the spring break freak out, but then again I spent spring break at my parents' house in the suburbs.

I am a feminist, and I actually sort of wish I had had a spring break like the ones depicted here.

I didn't go, because I don't have wealthy parents to pay for my trip. However! Our local news did an exposé on "Spring Break Dangers" and showed footage of two friends of mine dancing (drunk, surely) topless in front if a crowd. So that was interesting.

The only things I ever did on Spring Break was work and school projects. How do kids pay for this shit, besides Bank of Mom and Dad?

Kinja'd so hard :(

Not as a part of the multiverse, and therefore not as a part of the MWI.

Aww, look at the gaslighting troll. You're either trying to make a funny or really, really stupid.

It was trucks running. Trucks. I worked in the office of a trucking company, right above the shop. There was a ventilation system in place, but someone had fucked around with it so basically everything was going directly into our office. TRUCKS. With smelly exhaust that also happens to contain not-smelly CO. But feel…

So you're absolutely positively sure that it was only CO, and nothing else that might smell mixed into it. That a truck shop would only have to worry about CO, and none of the other gases an engine might give off. Or engines don't give off any other gases whatsoever. How do you know this? Is this your field?