Cordial? lol. Who gives a shit about being cordial? Clearly not you, unless you are thick enough to believe that you can be sexist and polite at the same time. (You probably are.)

That a person told you to fuck off doesn't indicate that the person is emotional, though. You're probably just projecting, so why don't you calm down and stop being hysterical? ;) ;) ;)

Yeah. Gas companies in my country actually mention in their TV ads that they add something to make it smell so that you can smell if there's a leak and notify the company. But whatever. Dudebro thinks he just scored some points for his quick wit. If he had been there, he'd be like, "You can't smell CO2. I'm just…

This dude is trying to pick his nose and eat it while her back is turned.

First it was under-30s, but then the tour director turned 30 and it was moved up to under-31s. Then when he turned 31, it was moved to under-32s, etc. By the time he retired, it was the under-65s and the over-65s.

Only one day in Kerry? Rip off.

I see your bear and raise you

How do they know that it's coke? She could very well have been snorting ritalin.

Even if that was true (doubtful), think of it this way: How do new strains of viruses come about? Answer: They need a vector in order to evolve. Where do they find enough vectors to evolve new strains? Answer: In a population that has lost its herd immunity because a load of dumb shits stopped vaccinating their kids.

My only regret is that Samuel Beckett didn't live long enough to come across this suggestion for his next play.

Yes. Let us all suggest reds that are nicer than this Kat VD thing.

These pants are really cramping his style. And by "style," I mean "genitals."

Her tears washed away some of her fake tan.

It seriously felt like a rubber band snapping directly against my brain.

I would like the posture and bearing of a ballet dancer, but not the fucked up feet.

Yes. I literally just finished listening to a podcast about Heart of Darkness and then came here to find this. All I can think of is the passage where Marlow describes the Africans as wearing devil-like horns.

If the clothes are old enough (like if they were made before the era of polyester), they are most-likely better quality than what you'd buy new today.

It's that straw sucking-sounding percussion, whatever it is. I tried turning down the volume and then realised that it wasn't my ears that were hurting, but my brain.

Listened to the first minute. It made my brain hurt.

You're right, actually. I think I remember Blanche wearing this number on an episode.