These people aren't just racially white. What little melanin they had between them was photoshopped away. This looks like a photo that was left out in the sun for several weeks.

I think North Korea demonstrates the utter absurdity of the idea of nation states just by taking everything to an extreme.

Lads, I'm an Old and I don't get it. However, I can remember back to my youth and I can vaguely remember getting it about young men who were similar to this young man, Mr. Styles. So let me pass on some of my Old wisdom here: These guys are actually really easy to sleep with. Hit it and get it out of your system. It…

You know what is in fashion among legal circles? Sexism apparently.

She has excellent Subway riding technique. The man next to her = fail.

It's all yours. Enjoy!

Is it time to retaliate? Slutty-ass vatican spreading its mind-herpes needs some policing.

Looks like Ravasi is inviting us to troll.

I think they should get a DNA test. Maybe they both really have the same bio dad who got around, who knows? But they do look really similar: Same height, build, face-shape. Same triangle eyes and upward-in-the-middle brows that makes them both look adorable at all times. Same preference in facial hair. Same…

This seems like the time to mention that Legend and Joseph Gordon Levitt look like long lost brothers.

I got a lot of the accounts taken down and the troll(s) eventually got bored and moved on. But there are a few I couldn't get taken down, like a fake linkd-in, which seems to have been abandoned before they put it to use anyway.

Ah no. UCC here. We've had a few measles outbreaks over the years, too.

I try to tell myself that if their lives are about trolling then they probably don't have much going for themselves in real life.

I had pics taken from my FB and Twitter and used to set up fake accounts that posted offensive shit. This was done by troll(s) trying to get back at me for posting feminist stuff on my blog. I since deleted Twitter, locked down FB and stopped blogging, but it is fucking weird to still worry that some of the fake stuff…

...after being dipped in a vat of smegma.

You're probably right, on both counts. In a way, aren't we all Lindsey Lohan's arse?

Mad. I wonder if we're at the same Irish uni.

These are some downright bizarre photoshop choices. On a small screen, she looks like a cartoon rather than a human. Personally, if I was going to sneakily shop a photo like this, I'd lighten it up to make up for the (presumably) dark lighting, which would also compensate for that splotchy fake tan and maybe even…

He had a bad case and now has a Harry Potter-like scar on his forehead from the pox. It's not too bad, but reminds me as a parent that the vax could have spared him that as well as a week of his summer holidays which he spend curled up on the couch suffering when he could have been enjoying the sun.

Perfect! I am going to be in the USA over the summer, so I think I will treat us both to a shingles vax while there.