Woah. That's amazing. I must look into that because I live in dread that I'd come down with shingles again if my immune system ever goes low enough.

That's the only thing that changed Ben Franklin's mind.

Ugh. One of my regrets in life is not having got the chicken pox vax for Grey Junior. I didn't even know there was such a thing as a chicken pox vax (it's still not available in my country) until after he had already come down with chicken pox itself. If only I had realised that it exists earlier, I would have taken…

Yes. Go in and get a blood test. They will tell you if any of your vaccines have worn off. I had to get my MMR again a few years ago because blood tests showed that my vaccines wore off.

Yup. Herd immunity is like a nice, snuggly security blanket that covers those whose vaccines have worn off in the period before they realise they have worn off, those whose vaccines never took in the period before they know they never took, those who are too young to vaccinate and those who have immune system issues…

If I could be any Haim, I'd be this one.

Damn. That's some Mrs. Robinson shit.

I know someone who had this done and talked about it openly. She also had a "fanny tuck" while she was at it. For the husband. Yeah.

Plus, there should be a T in it, damn it. May the Schwartz be with you.

I know you're joking, but it's a serious thing that happens with our brains. We see a little square, know that there's a photo of a person there and then our imaginations fill in the details until we're convinced we know what a person looks like. I suppose many people get lulled into picturing me as a blond fella in a…

Enough fiber is important for an asshole.

At least he's growing? I guess? Maybe there's some hope for him? idk. I stopped paying attention to him after hearing his dumb-ass views about breastfeeding (tl;dr: he hates public breastfeeding b/c boobs are gross but is ok with all the boobies at the Playboy Mansion. Frat bro views indeed).

1. Maher isn't really liberal, though. He's libertarian. So he likes to think of himself as radical, even though he has to imagine the world hasn't changed since 1959 to do so.

Na zdrovie, slunts!

I think Porn (the industry) relies on the sexualisation of power differentials. It couldn't exist as it does now in a society without oppressed groups of people. But we see now, as mentioned in the article, that people are choosing to upload their own homemade porn online and consumers are moving toward that and away…

Woah. This is not how I imagined you look. Your avatar is so tiny, so I was expecting a little cartoon man.

Yes, but if our Polish sorority leader catches you wearing a crooked jebwanica, she will pull you aside and fix it herself. Because this is Polish Week.

Re-education camps. That will fix them.

I totally see this is literature as I'm watching up-and-coming writers. A guy will churn out a few macho bro-stories, get a book deal, win all the awards, be deemed a genius. A woman writing on a similar skill-level has to win every short story prize in the country to prove herself before she gets the book deal.

You can come to Polish Week, but just watch out for the head of our Polish sorority. She's all like, "Listen up, slunts. I'm going to cunt punt all you bitches if I catch you sitting out the polka set. The guys from the Kapusta Epsolon frat aren't going to invite us to any parties if you're boring."