Yeah, but they're not going to be invited to my Polish Week until I see some flower crowns and zapaskas (preferably in green, white and red). No pierogis for them.

Well, they benefit from being ignorant. Fiscally. Socially. As a group of people.

I would seriously LOVE to not have to talk about whiteness, which is why I'm on board for just dumping white supremacy and getting rid of all the racism around the place. It's pretty much an embarrassing mess. Also looking forward to the day when we say goodbye to the wage gap and don't have to talk about gender any…

Come on, Etsy. It look like someone drew on this mug with nail polish.

I got it at Tesco!

Babcia roped me into celebrating Polaski Day once as a child. After that year, I got better at hiding.

Oh yes, that's true. Those are different services. My mom works in an assisted living place and the level of care varies in different parts of it. Some residents live in apartments and come and go as they please. The don't have health issues, but they choose to live there so they don't have to manage the upkeep of a…

Love those things. This is my current favourite:

I love Vaseline, too, but this is a strange way to celebrate one's Polish heritage. To my mind, Polish Week looks like this:

I always dunk my fish in either olive oil or egg first.

If the need arises. Not everybody makes it that stage. My great grandfather died at 98 and was still biking to the market and gardening right up to the last few weeks.

Yeah, there's a difference between naturally full lips and doll lips made to look like they've been injected with fillers and are now decorated with mismatched lip liner.

I always thought he sounded more like Kermit the Frog. Which didn't put me off Sagan at all but maybe caused me to reconsider my stance on Kermit.

Ken doesn't have any testes, though.

Or his story "The Kiss." I read that and I'm like

Chekhov was hotter and more talented, though.

I just blushed and had to look away from my screen for minute there. Woah that's um...that's really something.

You just know that he would be awesome at doing the sex.

Come to think of it, he does have a rather saucy look on his face.

Speaking of omissions, where is Carl Sagan on this list?