That's what we're doing, except with tea instead of punch. And if I'm in particularly good form, I might throw some sausage rolls in the oven for the parents.

Maybe the fake baby robot is like a comment with like a deeper meaning like about how like capitalism turns us into like uncanny robots that enjoy shooting people?

To answer your question: Yes. Yes, she absolutely is that self-absorbed.

I stand corrected. I mistook it for a Mind Challenge puzzle.

No. I need the apostrophe there. Otherwise we're not clear about how many vaginas this person has on fire at one time.

What's with the attitude? I know what colourism is. Doesn't make it any less weird.

Missing apostrophe is driving me mental!!!

I had the same moment of puzzlement because I had heard that her mother is African, but didn't realise she was African but of Scottish descent until I read that story and went to wikipedia.

That swimsuit is one of those mind puzzle challenge things.

Photoshop.

She would make a great Egyptian queen, if anyone is casting for a film set in ancient Egypt right now.

Technically, this is a one-piece rather than a bikini. Carry on .

You're right. We need to ban the menfolk from wearing skirts, too. From now on, I decree that Peen shall only wear large cardboard boxes so as to avoid turning the minds of holy women to sinful contemplation of moose knuckle and dandling tackle.

But why aren't men warned not to wear pants in that case? What about modest Jewish women having sinful thoughts about males flaunting their moose knuckles for all to see?

It probably is. That's his real problem with leggings—they look too much like riding britches.

And a whip.

He probably just wants a handjob.

Are you Taylor swift and are you Tay-lurking right now?

Thank you for this gift!

Tale as old time. Woman creates some art, people like it, her dick or ex-dick tries to take credit for it. Or people just attribute her work to the man. Just like Percival Shelley getting credit for Frankenstein, or Fitzgerald stealing material from Zelda.