This seems like the time to mention that Legend and Joseph Gordon Levitt look like long lost brothers.

I got a lot of the accounts taken down and the troll(s) eventually got bored and moved on. But there are a few I couldn't get taken down, like a fake linkd-in, which seems to have been abandoned before they put it to use anyway.

Ah no. UCC here. We've had a few measles outbreaks over the years, too.

I try to tell myself that if their lives are about trolling then they probably don't have much going for themselves in real life.

I had pics taken from my FB and Twitter and used to set up fake accounts that posted offensive shit. This was done by troll(s) trying to get back at me for posting feminist stuff on my blog. I since deleted Twitter, locked down FB and stopped blogging, but it is fucking weird to still worry that some of the fake stuff…

...after being dipped in a vat of smegma.

You're probably right, on both counts. In a way, aren't we all Lindsey Lohan's arse?

Mad. I wonder if we're at the same Irish uni.

These are some downright bizarre photoshop choices. On a small screen, she looks like a cartoon rather than a human. Personally, if I was going to sneakily shop a photo like this, I'd lighten it up to make up for the (presumably) dark lighting, which would also compensate for that splotchy fake tan and maybe even…

He had a bad case and now has a Harry Potter-like scar on his forehead from the pox. It's not too bad, but reminds me as a parent that the vax could have spared him that as well as a week of his summer holidays which he spend curled up on the couch suffering when he could have been enjoying the sun.

Perfect! I am going to be in the USA over the summer, so I think I will treat us both to a shingles vax while there.

Woah. That's amazing. I must look into that because I live in dread that I'd come down with shingles again if my immune system ever goes low enough.

That's the only thing that changed Ben Franklin's mind.

Ugh. One of my regrets in life is not having got the chicken pox vax for Grey Junior. I didn't even know there was such a thing as a chicken pox vax (it's still not available in my country) until after he had already come down with chicken pox itself. If only I had realised that it exists earlier, I would have taken…

Yes. Go in and get a blood test. They will tell you if any of your vaccines have worn off. I had to get my MMR again a few years ago because blood tests showed that my vaccines wore off.

Yup. Herd immunity is like a nice, snuggly security blanket that covers those whose vaccines have worn off in the period before they realise they have worn off, those whose vaccines never took in the period before they know they never took, those who are too young to vaccinate and those who have immune system issues…

If I could be any Haim, I'd be this one.

Damn. That's some Mrs. Robinson shit.

I know someone who had this done and talked about it openly. She also had a "fanny tuck" while she was at it. For the husband. Yeah.

Plus, there should be a T in it, damn it. May the Schwartz be with you.