I know you're joking, but it's a serious thing that happens with our brains. We see a little square, know that there's a photo of a person there and then our imaginations fill in the details until we're convinced we know what a person looks like. I suppose many people get lulled into picturing me as a blond fella in a…

Enough fiber is important for an asshole.

At least he's growing? I guess? Maybe there's some hope for him? idk. I stopped paying attention to him after hearing his dumb-ass views about breastfeeding (tl;dr: he hates public breastfeeding b/c boobs are gross but is ok with all the boobies at the Playboy Mansion. Frat bro views indeed).

1. Maher isn't really liberal, though. He's libertarian. So he likes to think of himself as radical, even though he has to imagine the world hasn't changed since 1959 to do so.

Na zdrovie, slunts!

I think Porn (the industry) relies on the sexualisation of power differentials. It couldn't exist as it does now in a society without oppressed groups of people. But we see now, as mentioned in the article, that people are choosing to upload their own homemade porn online and consumers are moving toward that and away…

Woah. This is not how I imagined you look. Your avatar is so tiny, so I was expecting a little cartoon man.

Yes, but if our Polish sorority leader catches you wearing a crooked jebwanica, she will pull you aside and fix it herself. Because this is Polish Week.

Re-education camps. That will fix them.

I totally see this is literature as I'm watching up-and-coming writers. A guy will churn out a few macho bro-stories, get a book deal, win all the awards, be deemed a genius. A woman writing on a similar skill-level has to win every short story prize in the country to prove herself before she gets the book deal.

You can come to Polish Week, but just watch out for the head of our Polish sorority. She's all like, "Listen up, slunts. I'm going to cunt punt all you bitches if I catch you sitting out the polka set. The guys from the Kapusta Epsolon frat aren't going to invite us to any parties if you're boring."

Yeah, but they're not going to be invited to my Polish Week until I see some flower crowns and zapaskas (preferably in green, white and red). No pierogis for them.

Well, they benefit from being ignorant. Fiscally. Socially. As a group of people.

I would seriously LOVE to not have to talk about whiteness, which is why I'm on board for just dumping white supremacy and getting rid of all the racism around the place. It's pretty much an embarrassing mess. Also looking forward to the day when we say goodbye to the wage gap and don't have to talk about gender any…

Come on, Etsy. It look like someone drew on this mug with nail polish.

I got it at Tesco!

Babcia roped me into celebrating Polaski Day once as a child. After that year, I got better at hiding.

Oh yes, that's true. Those are different services. My mom works in an assisted living place and the level of care varies in different parts of it. Some residents live in apartments and come and go as they please. The don't have health issues, but they choose to live there so they don't have to manage the upkeep of a…

Love those things. This is my current favourite:

I love Vaseline, too, but this is a strange way to celebrate one's Polish heritage. To my mind, Polish Week looks like this: