Yeah, except that in some places, if you're fired, you're not entitled to unemployment benefits (according to some of the other comments here).

But I wonder how Wet Seal is going to get staff to man that store until it closes now that everyone knows that 1. layoffs are coming and 2. Wet Seal hasn't been paying the staff they have?

Making the sign was "unprofessional"? You know what's really unprofessional? Not paying the people who work for you.

Packing what? His pet hamster?

Jezebel is now offering ten thousand dollars for the un-photoshopped Justin Bibber CK photos.

Please do tell us. Details!

Maybe Princeton Mom herself raped someone?

You're a genius! Figleaves has a load of swimwear on sale right now.

I love Aerie for underwear and their swimwear looks really cute, but I accidentally bought a see-through bottom from them a few years ago. I didn't realise it was see-through until I got into the water wearing it. I think if I was buying swimwear from them in the future, I'd have to see it in person first to make sure…

Esther Williams stuff looks really cute and well-made from what I've seen on Modcloth. And Calvin Klein is a good idea because their bras fit me well, so it stands to reason that their swimwear would be a good fit, too.

This all looks really uncomfortable. I think swimwear in general is going downhill. A couple of times in the recent past, I've accidentally bought swimwear that was see-through because clothing makers are trying to save money by selling stuff that's unlined or not lined enough. One of these instances involved a…

What went wrong here? Some of the material seems to have just fallen off.

Because he knows none of his guy friends are going to put up with it when he "accidentally" snuggles up to them in the double bed after a few drinks.

That was a rhetorical trick. Someday, when you're ready to pass the Turing Test, you'll understand.

No. How about I keep on judging because this is the internet?

If anyone of any gender wanted to go to the DR, why wouldn't they just pay the money to go by themselves or with friends? Why pay AND have to deal with this dude?

A kickstarter known as "our tax money," since, as you point out, we all benefit.

Imagine if police didn't bother investigating other crimes because it was just too expensive.

Exactly. All of these guys are a liability. The university system can't risk providing them with qualifications. That would be like letting people who join pedophile internet groups graduate from a teaching program.

Coming this summer: Space Mimes.