But let's say you did want to leave Facebook. Changing your name to something obviously fake and outlandish and getting yourself reported would be the way to do it, right? Because they don't let you delete your profile when you quit (your account just becomes deactivated).

But do you prefer conservative white women? Or am I picking you up wrong?

Nah. I'm research turn-of-the-century history at the moment. Feminism was always a dirty word.

I wish they would first ask, "Do you know what feminism is?"

I have this habit of wikapedia-ing new bands/singers (because I'm old and not with it) to find out who they are. When I looked up Trainor, I was a little bit annoyed thinking that she comes from a wealthy family from a wealthy area and maybe she's a little too posh to be ripping off Nicki Minaj.

Ok, I just replied again, but I think kinja ate that reply, so just in case...I just did a quick search and found another Q about not being attracted to black people: http://yoisthisracist.com/post/835344958…

I just did a quick search and there's another Q about whether it's racist to not be attracted to black people: http://yoisthisracist.com/post/835344958…

Do keep me posted on what happens! Good luck. I suppose if your friend asks if you sent in the question, you should just deny deny deny and hope for the best. Maybe other people have heard that friend saying the burnt turtle line? Were there are other people there? It's entirely possible he won't be able to narrow it…

I saw that Q when it came up! I have to be honest, I have no idea what burnt turtle is either and I'm afraid to google. Do you normally post links to stuff on FB or twitter? Maybe post a link to that Q with a comment like, "Ha, this tumblr is so good." Or, "Wow, I can't believe this person actually had to ask such an…

Alright. That settles it. I'm going to ask my husband outright if he thinks I've ever done something like that to him. For science.

That's what I reckon is going on. I think men feel less threatened by women waking them up with sex, so they just enjoy it and don't have anything to report in the morning. I'm actually now wondering if I did/do this myself and my husband hasn't said anything or noticed? Because I used to sleepwalk a lot when younger…

I mean, you could look it up if you were really interested.

Women do it as well. There was an episode of House with that as a plot.

My ex used to wake me groping me. Sometimes I'd be like, "Yeah. Sure. Why not?" I'd turn myself around to reciprocate but he'd be sound asleep, snoring.

Had it done to me. He did all kinds of things in his sleep. He'd get up and set the table and get back into bed. Once he got up and started pissing into the wardrobe. I'd wake him up when he was sleepwalking and he was very confused and upset.

It sounds unreal, but I have actually had this happen to me.

Sounds like the students are a lot smarter than Mr. Belding.

I had severe HELLP syndrome as well. I keep trying to type my story and then deleting because all these years later, it's still so horrible.

In regard to the last line of the piece, Rouhani doesn't approve of the sentence handed down to these people, but the presidency in Iran is diplomatic position, so he doesn't have as much power as the supreme leader. Rouhani is actually somewhat liberal and hated by conservatives. By sending that tweet, he's trying to…

I feel like this song is cursed. First there was that woman who died in car crash while Facebooking her love of the song. Now this. Who will be struck down by the "Happy" curse next? Will there be a horror film made about it?