This reminds me of the time when I was 11 and I got a toy sewing machine for christmas and then I spent a solid two weeks sewing together random shirts before I started running out of viable clothes to wear and then my mother had to put a stop to my fashion designing career.

Come to Ireland and you can have your pick. If you like 'em pasty and freckled, you'll be pleased with the variety available. And as for this only dating younger women thing, I just don't get it. When I was working in NYC in my 20s, I got creeped on by a lot of older men with huge senses of entitlement. And I saw a…

omg I hated Creed so much when I was younger that I actually repressed all memory of their existence and hadn't thought about them in years until I stumbled onto this commented, which triggered my gag reflex when I saw the word "Creed." If it doesn't work out with Stapp (even his name is Stapp, which says it all), we…

True. Stage is hot. But I'd hate to have my underwear get all sweaty and see-through and then migrate up my arse crack in front of all those people. But that's just me.

Weren't Cheech and Chong funny, though? I guess I'd have to ask my parents because I actually can't answer that question.

So does Miley do the entire concert in her underwear? I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that she is able to make a living doing music, like people will actually pay to see her doing her stoner dances on stage while shouting lyrics. And I don't even know what to say about the fake ass. Maybe they'll give her a…

On a semi-related noted, when my son was about four, these other moms were complaining about young women sun-bathing in their bikinis in the middle of the estate where we were living at the time. The moms said they didn't want their young children "exposed" to that. My son wanted to go and play in his swimsuit, too.

lol! Reading this, I'm picturing Mayim on that review show from that In Living Color skit where they discuss movies and they're always like, "Hated it!"

Some people think he was a paedophile.

Now this is more like it. Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, pay attention. This is the stuff Lifetime: Television For Women (TM) movies are made of.

When I was about 8, I wanted a pink bowler hat so I could look like one of the girls from 90210. None of us at school were even allowed to watch that show, but we all pretended. Every now and then, someone would sneakily watch an episode and fill us in on the details and then we'd recap to others as if we'd seen it…

No. I was a child when Blossom came out and I can remember cringing at her outfits even back then. I made all kinds of questionable fashion decisions in the early 90s (putting Barbie glitter in my hair, etc), but still felt so much second hand embarrassment for that girl.

I seriously doubt that she had to talk to her kids about sex just because they saw a billboard of this woman in her underwear. First of all, if her kids have questions about sex, she should answer them because if they're old enough to ask, they're old enough to be given some answers. Second of all, if my young son saw…

For five dollars, I can come over with some green food dye and fix this right up.

A sea gull could carry it off.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

But she can see China from her backyard!

Kind of like that episode of Father Ted when they hide out in the attic for a week pretending to be away so they don't have to entertain the most boring priest in Ireland.

I've been using Facebook to trick friends and family into believing I have a cat. The truth is, I have really bad allergies. :(

Abortion is the treatment for ectopic pregnancies, eejit.