I trained for a few years after graduate school, before I found a "real job." It was tough in that economic climate (2008-2010). I had more success with people looking to lose some serious weight (50-100 pounds) than those looking to "get toned/jacked." It was rewarding, both intrinsically and extrinsically, and when…

He does! For an extra $20, he'll let you see the goods too.

What is this, topsy-turvy world?!

And once that thing gets stuck we'll wait for summer.

That doesn't look like someone took handcuffs from a different part of the store and tacked it on to the Valentines Day display as a joke at all.

Will we ever see the good, family focused, hardworking player get saluted...

Yeah, all those "good, family focused, hardworking players" like who exactly? Athletes are people. People fuck up. I'm not defending Winston here, but people like Ray Lewis get exalted and put on TV. Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and others are held up as "legends" or idols. There are TONS of hardworking players with "good…

It's time.

Hey, look at the bright side: At least your skin is thin.

people that have been brainwashed into thinking that freezing your ass off is manly.

What kind of fucking idiot sits out in that shit to watch a game?

As someone who suffers from an over-expressive face, I can sympathize.

The most shocking part of this video is the realization that someone actually bought a Fitzpatrick jersey. Were the Merriman jerseys all sold out?

I love hockey. Love it. But how long before people wise up to paying crazy prices for shitty views in freezing temps for these outdoor games?

I live in Florida and was going to visit dad and sister up north this weekend until I saw the weather report.

Needs more Doge

As a lawyer, I can say that there are an odd number of comments on Deadspin that start with "As a [insert year] law student"...