I trained for a few years after graduate school, before I found a "real job." It was tough in that economic climate (2008-2010). I had more success with people looking to lose some serious weight (50-100 pounds) than those looking to "get toned/jacked." It was rewarding, both intrinsically and extrinsically, and when…

He does! For an extra $20, he'll let you see the goods too.

That doesn't look like someone took handcuffs from a different part of the store and tacked it on to the Valentines Day display as a joke at all.

Will we ever see the good, family focused, hardworking player get saluted...

Yeah, all those "good, family focused, hardworking players" like who exactly? Athletes are people. People fuck up. I'm not defending Winston here, but people like Ray Lewis get exalted and put on TV. Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and others are held up as "legends" or idols. There are TONS of hardworking players with "good…

Hey, look at the bright side: At least your skin is thin.

people that have been brainwashed into thinking that freezing your ass off is manly.

What kind of fucking idiot sits out in that shit to watch a game?

As someone who suffers from an over-expressive face, I can sympathize.

The most shocking part of this video is the realization that someone actually bought a Fitzpatrick jersey. Were the Merriman jerseys all sold out?

I love hockey. Love it. But how long before people wise up to paying crazy prices for shitty views in freezing temps for these outdoor games?

They did, but I can't really cook that well/I'm lazy as fuck.

It's January 2 and I'm calling it: this is the most annoying person of 2014.

Found this comment on one of her entries:

I know I am not a good person, but going on nothing but the headline and this woman's glasses, I have judged her and it is not good.

I'm too lazy and uninterested to look at her blog. Someone just tell me what the end result was. How many cake popsicles did she have to eat? Whatevs.

I'm glad that if I end up not having anything truly noteworthy to do with my time and crave attention, all I have to do is pick some ridiculous diet/exercise routine/ some other impractical, inconvenient lifestyle change for a length of time and write about it.

Well, however he aligns himself, my parents' dog makes sure to stare me down while he does his business.

As a lawyer, I can say that there are an odd number of comments on Deadspin that start with "As a [insert year] law student"...