Is he also paid to always be slightly leaning to stage left?

Yeah I mean the cuffs being metal is a pretty good indication this is a staged photo and those are from the toy section.

That's the beautiful part, once winter comes along the gorillas just freeze to death.

Well as you mention HTC, it matters to use for a big reason: the new Sense update is tied to KitKat (last I heard, who fucking knows with them though).

Interstellar goatse is the best goatse.

So basically the video of the fake punt conversion that was the actual turning point didn't have enough faces in it that could facilitate linking back to previous posts.

I think my favorite thing ever in terms of the hypocrisy of certain athletes getting called out was Cris Carter deriding TO on ESPN for being a locker room cancer, when Cris Carter was kicked out of college for having fucking mob ties.

We get it, you mean "white players."

Yeah and the test footage from last summer was a bank heist, this has seemed like the plan all along and overtly so.

I am aware. I am also aware that your average NFL fan is more likely to be responsible for this than the lovely moderate people you described:

Nor'easter has become a lazy term to refer to any snow event in the North East, that's not new but it sure is irritating.

I'm assuming all of the midwest denizens that have spent their day bitching in the Gawker comments about how the weather in NYC is just your average day in flyover country and thus NOT NEWS YOU EAST COAST ZIONISTS will all be attending this game in shorts and a tshirt and manning up because they are True Americans?

The LA-Pasadena cycleway mentioned in the article was a tollroad. It cost ten cents. In 1900 money. Cannot imagine why that failed when cars became available.

Well I'm going to assume starvation from not being able to get said pizzas until proven otherwise by a reputable news outlet.

Nine people have died so far in the northeast.

That's the attitude I'll be taking next time a series of tornadoes waltzes through the plains and I'm inundated with coverage about it.

Do you happen to have Cindy Costner's scouting report as a catcher?

OS would be the 19 year old sorority girl who loves Marilyn Monroe quotes and "isn't religious, but is more spiritual, you know?"

That's exactly what happened. He was supposed to be in three episodes of Arrow, with the third serving as the backdoor pilot, but they were so happy with the first two episodes they decided to push it to a standalone pilot for the series.

Read the sign, dickhead.