Is he also paid to always be slightly leaning to stage left?

Yeah I mean the cuffs being metal is a pretty good indication this is a staged photo and those are from the toy section.

Well as you mention HTC, it matters to use for a big reason: the new Sense update is tied to KitKat (last I heard, who fucking knows with them though).

So basically the video of the fake punt conversion that was the actual turning point didn't have enough faces in it that could facilitate linking back to previous posts.

I think my favorite thing ever in terms of the hypocrisy of certain athletes getting called out was Cris Carter deriding TO on ESPN for being a locker room cancer, when Cris Carter was kicked out of college for having fucking mob ties.

We get it, you mean "white players."

I am aware. I am also aware that your average NFL fan is more likely to be responsible for this than the lovely moderate people you described:

Nor'easter has become a lazy term to refer to any snow event in the North East, that's not new but it sure is irritating.

I'm assuming all of the midwest denizens that have spent their day bitching in the Gawker comments about how the weather in NYC is just your average day in flyover country and thus NOT NEWS YOU EAST COAST ZIONISTS will all be attending this game in shorts and a tshirt and manning up because they are True Americans?

Do you happen to have Cindy Costner's scouting report as a catcher?

Read the sign, dickhead.

He's allegedly got that limited NTC and he gave them like a list of eight or so teams he would allow a trade to right? Montreal has got to be one of those, they would take him in a heartbeat.

Speaking of the BBWAA, whatever ended up happening with Bill Conlin fucking all those children?

Hey man I'm just happy we're seeing such a return on Letang's deal, the money for which couldn't have been used at ALL to fill in some forward spots because god fucking knows this team doesn't have a single defender prospect that projects to be a top pairing guy.

A stationary Penguin that falls apart in the summer? Ray Shero wants to give this thing an eight year 58 million dollar contract.

Over half of those are based on books or old TV shows, it's not exactly like Hollywood just now got the idea to make stuff out of established properties.

Best Man Holiday definitely passes.

Best Man Holiday absolutely passes, one of the main female characters has a terminal disease and there are several conversations about it with other women.

Is there a reason they didn't score Best Man Holiday?

If he is waived by the Cavs or any team that might trade for him by Jan. 7, Bynum likely would have multiple offers to join a team as a free agent.