Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

The more I read about Eric Reid, the more I like him.  

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Cold, yes. Aside from exterior ramps, ho is it shitty?

I liked Miller on MNF. I thought he was great.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

Yeah, the world literally changed over night, didn’t it? I’m a wee bit younger than you, and was talking to army recruiters at the time. My parents went from supportive to “holy fuck no.”

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.