And don’t forget, it’s almost time to spend the holidays with our Trump-voting relatives! Just fucking kill me.

You and me both, friend. I was cautiously optimistic for the first few months of the regime, because it seemed like a combination of the courts, citizen action and ineptitude/stupidity by the administration was limiting the damage. But in the last few weeks, we’ve seen the terrible tax bill pass the Senate, a…

I’m so fucking depressed tonight. This country has totally gone to shit. Do not want to stick around.

Anybody feel like taking to Twitter to ask him about it?

Ugh. UGH!!!

I do think trump is a rapist. I also think that trump is not capable of achieving an erection.

and the news crawl should say biggest turnout for any public event ever, even bigger than the last presidential inauguration.

If they can survive camping with each other while still getting to know each other, they’ve got it made.

(Rubs hands together) I can’t wait.

I love you for that mental image

The hat Olympics will be glorious. British hats are fun, but Black church lady hats are Next Level! And the coordinated suits! The bags! The heels! The sheer sense of SPECTACLE! No duchess can really beat a Baptist First Lady on the final night of the church revival.

Future headline game! I’ll go first

I’m an aggressive person by nature but I’ve really tried to chill the fuck out these past five years and this administration is making me want to fucking hit things daily.

He’s gonna stroke out on the bowl rage tweeting about some perceived slight. That would be awesome.

THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABIES!!

Prince Harry called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be the best man at their wedding, but I’d have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

And the tweet will be something like “They really wanted me to go, but I was too busy MAGAing!” And then he’ll be photographed at one of his golf courses.

I know a lot of people are hyper critical of the royals and being an American I’m not even going to jump in that fray, but regardless it seems that Harry is one of the good ones. I think Diana would be overjoyed that he got to marry whomever he wanted. That alone is worth celebrating.

Harry and Michelle are friends and seem to genuinely like each other so I bet they’ll be there.

In that last photo, Ginger Prince looks so stupid in love that my bitter, shriveled heart grew two sizes. Sigh, I love a royal wedding!