Oh, it’ll be slightly less glitzy than William’s. But that’s still a very large, very formal wedding by any ordinary standard.

GOOD. As I said on another post. This is lovely and nice and we all NEED THIS.

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

That person is her doctor, not a bunch of people on a blog.

My fave look of the night was Gaga as a mob boss’s girlfriend from Staten Island in the 90s. And the fact that she set up her own red-carpet in DC since that’s where she was performing from? Here for it.

“I must protect my daughter’s tender virgin ears from being sullied by your violent speech, sir! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go help her get ready for her date with Roy Moore.”

Trumpanzee is my new favorite saying

I will honestly being throwing a party when he dies.

What if he is manually strangled to death by a true hero citizen and then his corpse is ripped apart on live TV? Will you still laugh and celebrate?

One of my favorite movie quotes: “You’ll drop dead and I’ll go to your funeral in a red dress!” Loretta Castorini (Cher) in Moonstruck. That line has been running through my head for about a year now.

Every time I think there is no way I can possibly hate this man more he proves me wrong.

and now this

Can we at least bear in mind that the accuser is a Hannity disciple and the “journalist” in the linked tweet works for the Washington Examiner and uses a photo of herself with Trump on her Twitter feed?

this is sound advice: “So I told her she should see a psychiatrist. I said, ‘It’ll take you two years to get over it if you see an analyst and five years if you don’t.’ ” 

Liz helped make Trump, but in the end she thought he was an asshole, of course rightly so. He owes her an enormous debt, and yet like the shitbag he is, he will say nothing about her.

This happened to me, not as explicit as wanting to see me naked, but grossly ‘romantic’, inappropriate, and scary because we were the only two people in the office, late in the evening. And later on when I gave my notice to resign (he was my boss) he treated me like shit, and after I left I found out that he lied to…

They’re dicks.

Small but important correction: Tiffany & Co. is NOT in Trump Tower. It never has been. Tiffany & Co. is next door to Trump Tower, which exists where Bonwit Teller, an iconic department store in a beautiful building built in 1929, once stood. Trump ripped down Bonwit Teller and also demolished important design…

I mentioned upthread that I totally bought a few sets for my friends for Christmas (due to this weird inside joke type thing we have, and our generally agreed upon $50 gift limit).

You really don’t understand Obama at all do you? Of course he could have just gotten out of jury duty. He showed up, because he wanted to send a message to others that they should, if possible, agree to serve when called for jury duty. His message was, as it almost always is, one of public service. The polar opposite…