Agnes said “bleating,” not bleeding. 

It’s Kaity’s to lose. Take it to the bank.

“Dial of Destiny” is dumb and only inspires concern about this one. Also, “Crystal Skull” was a huge success? And Mutt wasn't among the weakest parts of that story? Won’t be regretting his absence. 

Chekhov’s photo frame! That was a younger Greg (in a cowboy hat, no less!) in the photo with a younger Quentin, right?? 

I watched a repeat of this week’s episode last night, and I’m more convinced than ever that Greg is the cowboy, especially after Quentin mentions that he fell in love with this straight man 30 years ago, and he’s still amazed how he’d do anything to make this person happy. It all adds up. 

Anybody else think Greg might be the cowboy Quentin was referring to? And Quentin was on the other end of Greg’s phone calls? We’ve been thinking Daphne and Cameron were the grifters, but maybe that’s a misdirect. Just a thought … 

Aaaand they’ve already reconsidered and are back on the platform “while continuing to monitor the situation.” So weak. 

It’s not “solid days.” Albie said “salad days.”

It’s not hyperbole to say that Mayim Bialik extended the life of this show. She’s been great. 

Omigod I was so close to ugly-crying watching this. Also, you gotta love that two people nobody knew before last night now will dominate this morning’s conversation about the show.

I am lucky in that my dog is smart and behaves well most of the time and is rarely a jerk, but these still have me laughing til I am crying.

I love baseball. I love Bull Durham. I’ll never watch the latter the same ever again, however, because Susan Sarandon has ruined fucking everything. Even one of my favorite baseball moves. Dammit.

Geez, 24 is too too too too too young even when you don’t come with tons of celebrity baggage. Come on, guys.

Don’t forget feckless. Like father like daughter.

He can’t, he’s gained more weight and is too cheap when it comes to his own look to get new, better-fitting suits. And Melania sure as hell won’t help him by pointing out how awful he looks.

I could probably deal with him being dumb. I could maybe deal with him being disrespectful toward other world leaders. Or I could deal with him being a tunnel-visioned GOPer. I could deal with him being a racist (not really). I could deal with him being a cheating misogynist (ditto). I’m also not sure I could deal…

A tight shot of fishing line that moves by the tiniest click? That moment belongs only to Robert Shaw and Jaws, thanks. To steal is sacrilege!

When he’s photographed in the Hamptons this summer with his arm around some chick in her 20s, hope y’all come back and apologize!

We’re going to find out he has a girlfriend at least two decades younger than Kate, guaranteed. Because sorry, but the vast majority of rich men are all the same. At a certain point, they want a younger model, no matter how pretty or accomplished the woman they married. It’s called a cliche for a reason, folks.

He shoved Barron in a moment of anger because deep down he knows he’s the most loathed person on the planet, she went after him, and he hit her. In the hospital because he hit her in the eye, and she both needed it checked out and stayed there til the swelling went down. Now she’s basically told him to go fuck himself…