More likely he got tired of monogamy.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

Convert Saks to a prison. Send all rich people there. Tell them it’s Wellness Camp.

Can we all just go back to being normal again? Or, like, am I being all rose colored glasses for the olden times when we were just a different type of face punch inducing weirdness?

So his lawyer says “Not a good time, we’ll sit out.”, then Trump throws a tantrum and the lawyer comes back foaming at the mouth saying they should have cast him.

Cause the President Trump that I know would probably star in another Sharknado film tomorrow (what would they call it?)

One is a poorly structured horror story that nobody wants to live through in real life.

Good fucking Lord, I cannot wait until this asshole is just a vague memory. What a fucking putz.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

I was hoping she sticks her finger up her ass and wipes it on his food, but I will take anything offensive.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

The Artless (draft) Dodger?

Your lips to god’s ears.

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

Not a surprise. He has no interest in history that is not about him and his idea of good taste is frou-frou gilt on everything and his name in giant illuminated letters.

Thank you for not posting the rear shot. I have puked enough for one day.

Actual conversation that just happened:

My guess? Just as soon as the Fall edition of Slovakian Brides magazine is in stock.