Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Exhibit B:

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

I’d like to say that we, as a nation, have finally wisened up to such chicanery but November wasn’t that long ago.

Good grief people... not only will this be a terrible fight, but it will but money in the hands of genuinely terrible people. Please don’t spend your money on this. Spend it on booze and hookers if you want, but don’t give it to these assholes.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Gravity is not a name. GRAVITY IS NOT A NAME!

Never Forget.

It really has changed so much in recent years; I used to LOVE Vanity Fair, but once Graydon Carter started putting Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana on the cover on a semi-regular basis, digging up dirt long after both were deceased, I began to lose interest. Not that I don’t mind some great dirt — Dominick Dunne also…

I’ve had a subscription to Vanity Fair for about 20 years. Love reading it except for the cover stories of the celebrity on the cover. Always fluff. Now the other articles, awesome. And the letters to the editors,fabulous. And Graydon Carter is histrical.

I wish I could credit the writer with that much talent and subtlety, but I think it’s just exactly as superficial as it first reads.

Little rich princess who’s daddy founded New Republic.

McCain’s recent antics make me so happy that W won the GOP nomination in 2000 and Obama waxed him in 2008. His true disingenuousness is mind blowing.

Don’t forget they won’t go into effect until right after the midterms. Craven, cowardly little fucks, every last one.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

Those are the wooorst. I gave up on MK when everything came with those giant medallions, the quality got worse, and every bag was printed like:

If this scald mother fucker votes “no”, I will put up a goddamn poster of him on my wall, in my bathroom, next to my shower.

There is NEVER enough Prince Rogers Nelson.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”