Thanks! Maybe took 10 minutes, but time flies when you’re putting Ivanka Trump behind the wheels of 100 sewing machines.

I find it so hard to believe that all those Trump-loving ‘Muricans (and I’m fucking related to some of them) who believe so passionately about “Made in the USA” (which, hello, I believe in as well) continue to be so willfully blind to her bullshit. Seriously I think sometimes my head is just going to explode over it.

Yeah, I think that’s the issue. No one from Macy’s or Ralph Lauren is out in front of the cameras talking about how they are champions of women’s rights and want to protect factory workers while also manufacturing shitty handbags in a factory with poor working conditions.

This took work. Congrats to whomever did that.

Again, let’s take a moment to examine THE VERY BAD PHOTOSHOPPING on that book cover. What the hell is going on with the camera-right side of her body? I’d like to think she told the retoucher that he/she would get so much work from her if he did this project for gratis, so he/she really fucked it up because they know…

Here’s the thing. I think Ivanka Trump is an utter phony and a c**t. Her pretty-princess vibe utterly disgusts me. But if you think Michael Kors, Ralph Lauren’s lower-priced lines, and more than half the clothes in your typical Macy’s aren’t doing the same thing, you’re crazy.

In good news, a federal judge overturned the conviction of Desiree Fairooz (the woman who laughed at Jeff Sessions)!

I LOL’d at “human trees Robin Roberts and Michael Strahan”. 

But George’s wife, Ali Wentworth, has no problem with her husband’s stature, having said, “He’s 5-foot-7. But 6-foot-7 in bed!”

Stephanopoulos must feel really short when he hangs out with his friend big bird.

also that picture is gross.

I really hate when the Kardashians get excited about “going on vacation”. Your whole fucking life is vacation.

“The sometime model and aspiring actress admitted she was so surprised when her boyfriend of 1 ½ years proposed that she insisted he propose again – just to be sure.

From what I’ve seen of Jared’s level of intelligence and business savvy, I suspect it’s “password”

If Getmany hadn’t started it in Poland, they would have started it somewhere else.

you are fancy

I’m dying to find out who inside the WH leaked these emails. My guess would be Bannon since it takes out Jared, but I’m not entirely sure how he would have gotten to them. I guess it could have been Jared - the Maggie Habermas byline points to him - in a desperate attempt to throw Junior to the wolves, but he’s cc’d…

Joke’s on them. Imagine THIS girl sits down next to you in college and proceeds to hold her own (or more likely dominate) in a debate about international relations.

Calling it- Joanna definitely wrote this takedown.

That is fucking dark, and I love it. I want to see them all turn on each other. It’s what they deserve.