Huh, I always thought whatsherface would be first. Ya, know the one who isn’t daughterwife. That one. I thought Jr would be second, then Daywalker Vampire, then the wife with the youngest as a bonus (because he is a sleaze who would blame a child before taking blame himself) then he, daughterwife, and Kermit the Son…

I think Barron and Eric both favor their dad, but Barron has a more, let’s say “aesthetically pleasing” face than Eric.

No, I come from a long line of gold-diggers—-she almost certainly wanted baby as well.

Wait, so Barron is for TRUMP not for Meliana?? That actually make a ton of sense... I never could figure out why this “elegant” “model” who clearly wanted to come to the US and live in luxury would want a child... (without resorting to sexist explanations like “her mothering instincts kicked in yada yada”)

It appears that the only person that is shocked is his wife.

When my brother-in-law got married, it was the whiskey tango wedding from hell for many crazy reasons. After the wedding on the public Florida beach, my husband and I head to golf course country club for the reception. The pregnant bridesmaid is already there with her very young child, still in diapers. She’s…

She knew, and she kinda doubled down on rubbing salt in the wound before slinking off in disgrace.

That said, a lot of guys will lie about their marital status

Her punishment is being the sort of person that would do that.

I think it would be pretty easy in this situation for her not to know. He’s a hot guy she partied with on a yacht once. I doubt they talked much.

Arent you supposed to support other women?

Charges pending for “breaking” his wife’s heart and “entering” Chloe Greens’ .......? Seriously thou, I’ve been expecting this ever since he blew up. Like Chris Rock said, “A man is only as faithful as his options”.

Everybody assumes that she knew, an de maybe she did, but she could have been unaware of that fact. I didn’t know he was married because I don’t care about him and his life.

My first thought as well. Also, the father of your children is a convicted felon, but him cheating you is what made you leave?

So, if “Hot Felon” became a thing, can “Hot Loser” become a thing? If some hot guy spends all day playing video games on his mom’s couch, can the mom take a picture of him, put it on the internet, and watch as the world swoons?

From the beginning this whole thing has been a bizarre and disgusting display of people fetishizing a guy they’d just as soon call the cops on.

“British Topshop heiress Chloe Green”

exactly. Why is it the heiress’s fault and not the person who was actually, you know, married.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

God that feels like five years ago.