Why does this show still exist? Honestly? Such a tiny percentage of designers who contend go on to own successful labels: Christian Siriano is easily the most successful, and then to a much lesser degree, Michael Costello, and then the guy who mainly does theater, and the girl who may or may not still do something for…

Adding that, as much as we’d like to see her leave Trump’s sorry ass for someone who actually cares about her, consider that if she did get pregnant by another guy, that likely nullifies her pre-nup, and before we ascribe too many saintly qualities to Mrs. Don’t-Touch-Me, let’s all remember that she didn’t marry King…

Hahaha I never made that connection, but yes! Both good-looking, and both proof that hair doesn’t matter for attractiveness, DONALD, you fucking fake-haired freak.

I still can’t see it. Kinja is just weird and annoying.

I added to my theory, but it doesn’t seem to be here, even though I click “Show Pending.” Either Kinja is being annoying (again), or I’ve hit too close to home?

Omigosh, I came here precisely for this. Two words: Accidental pregnancy.

I once referred to her as “sullen” on Twitter, because she was at the Academy Awards in a pricey outfit and had basically achieved all her hopes and dreams, and still she looked like a grump. You would have thought I posted a video of myself kicking puppies, the KS fans were so outraged. It was like I was fucking…

Don’t blame her a bit, those shoes look soooooo fucking painful. Hard pass.

I never get guys who are like, “Why do I have to say Happy Mother’s Day to her? She’s my wife, not my mother.” Hey asshole, she gave birth to your kids. Buy her a fucking card. These guys exist, and Trump is their king.

He can’t even manage warmth in a Mother’s Day message. And not a single word about the mother of his youngest child — because of course he was fucking porn stars and Playmates right after she gave birth. And it’s also worth saying: A bigger man also would find it in his heart to be gracious about the mothers (ahem,…

Seriously. While Roseanne is still pulling in strong numbers, they’ve declined from the premiere to roughly 10.4 million last week — that put it in fourth place for the week, with the Big Bang Theory wedding of course pulling first place. Will Tim Allen do even half those numbers?

He surely also knows what’s in those fucking Apprentice tapes. Andy Lack is only the friend and protector of rich white men.

Fuck their letter. We need to start another letter from Americans to the Nobel committee, asking them to please not consider King Cheeto for the award. Tell them he’s ruined our way of life and since he stole the office has stoked anything but peace. I bet plenty of powerful Americans would sign that bad boy.

If you ever want to know how dirty the city is, walk around in ballet flats all day, go home and take them off, and look at the tops of your feet: Ballet-flat outline. Now imagine that all over your clothes.

I keep telling myself this will all be over someday — maybe not soon, but someday. And I live for the person who must come in and fix all the wrong caused by King Cheeto and his grifter minions. And may every single one of them rot in jail. Journos are sure to gleefully cover that, even as their memories conveniently…

What makes it worse is when the celebs cheap out and get their shower sponsored — donated goodies for the gift bags, etc. You just know Kimmy has done that.

The last in-house job I had, the HR person was total shit. Useless for employees, only useful to superiors, as in letting them know when someone was complaining about them and/or something they had done. No one felt comfortable going to HR about anything. And, shocker, the turnover rate at that company was high.

For the most part I find them pretty reliable. This sucks but I’m stuck. I use it to send stuff to my parents, who are both largely homebound. It’s a godsend in that sense. But at $119 a year, I plan to use the crap out of it and get my money’s worth.

For the most part I find them pretty reliable. This sucks but I’m stuck. I use it to send stuff to my parents, who…

Thanks. It pretty much sucks all the time.

Pigment.