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I live for this fucker’s downfall. I live for dancing in front of Trump Tower. And on the day he dies of either a heart attack from his last McDonald’s order or because Putin has poisoned his Fiji Water, I will laugh and celebrate. Unashamed.

She’s a Trump supporter. That’s good enough reason for me to dislike her.

Nothing but truth in this statement. +1

At 15, that’s still one less than Trump. It isn’t a contest, but every shitty guy deserves to go down for shitty behavior.

How, now, be fair. Those Tiffany coffee cups are $95 for a pair. /s

Edited to add: HE WAS IN THE SOUND OF FREAKING MUSIC, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

I’m so happy about Tuesday’s results, but admittedly read this headline and immediately thought of Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the Willams-Sonoma catalog. Please oh please tell me you guys are doing that again this year.

Would have been awesome if they had picked him. Think about it: His fellow jurors surely would have made him foreman, and he would have done a great job. And all the publicity would have shown a) no one should be above civic duty, and b) jury duty is a responsibility everyone should embrace. And he likely would have

Marchesa Bridal does pretty well on its own, as does their lower-priced line, Marchesa Notte, which sells at both Neiman’s and Saks. There won’t be anymore mentions on red carpets of the signature collection, but those two labels have stood on their own for a while now.

I’m confused by this. Christopher Plummer is most definitely a name. He’s won an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA ...

OK, but can we agree it’s a terrible title?

Tonight I was fucking mugged on Twitter. The gun nuts came after me hard. The lesson I learned in all of this: None of them will ever change, they will never open their eyes, they will never acknowledge the gun epidemic in this country. Babies died yesterday, and their guns are still more important to them. We are

The 8:55 thing sounds like a boss I used to have. She used to start meetings five minutes early just so she could be a bitch to those who showed up, you know, on time. Some people should not be allowed out of their homes.

This is also so, so true at magazines, especially in New York. How many young girls are out there in the world dreaming of a chance to work at a magazine they buy faithfully every month, so they can devour the pages of glamorous photo shoots? My advice is always: It isn’t nearly as glamorous as it looks, and many

If you’ve ever spent any time in LA, it isn’t a parody.

Entourage was the most disgusting, misogynistic show. Here’s hoping that one of the side benefits of all of this is that crap like that will never again be lauded as “the hot show to watch.”

Hot take: Halloween is really, really stupid.

Annabella Sciorra’s story is absolutely terrifying. It sucks that she can’t prosecute. Weinstein deserves to be in jail, no question.

Are bikinis based on flags of other countries also a thing? Admittedly, I am too lazy to google this myself, so it’s an honest question. Just wondering if, say, there’s a Canadian-flag bikini, an Italian-flag bikini, etc, or it’s just another appalling thing Americans embrace.

That ridiculous fanny pack also shows the flag being worn upside-down, which also violates the flag code. Just saying.