He’ll probably have Junior shoot the turkey on live TV so he can prove to his base how much he loves the NRA.

You’re so lucky - and talented - to be able to do that. My defense is I never, ever put the word President in front of his name and use them together. And I never will.

Some designers - though it’s rare - still ask stylists for a credit card in advance to guard against something like this. But if you’re a smaller designer and it’s a great opportunity for exposure, you likely wouldn’t. Sucks for him, and people shouldn’t be blaming or attacking him. He got screwed by a careless…

Hot take, I know, but: Andy Cohen has always struck me as being a loud asshole who lucked into basically owning Bravo by turning Real Housewives into perhaps the most grating TV franchise of all time.

It does depend on who hired the stylist, and what that agreement was. If Ashanti insisted on her own stylist, then someone dropped the ball on ensuring Ciroc would cover any costs related to the pull. It’s also possible that Ciroc gave the stylist a nice chunk of money as a clothing budget, and that person is now…

So this is how Megyn Kelly finally turns around her tanking ratings, right? By talking about her experiences at Fox. Pretty mercenary, but what the hell. I’d watch.

Did you ever see her in The Ghost Writer with Ewan MacGregor? Her British accent was horrible, and in the past she’s made a big deal about how she was born in England. Samantha made her a ton of money but it typecast her horribly. All of them except Cynthia Nixon, actually, who threw her all into Broadway. Three out…

Is there a chance Janet will appear as a surprise? If there’s any justice, that will happen. Otherwise this is kinda bullshit.

That looks about right, yes!

I am inches from basically hanging off the side of the bed. And yet, I don’t move her. And she is snoring. Who runs this house, I ask you?

I mainly envision that Lagerfeld employs someone full-time to just lint-brush the white cat fur off of his black suits as he moves throughout his day.

As I’m laying in bed reading this, I’m realizing that I’m pushed almost to the edge of the bed as my 24-lb dog has managed to stretch herself out as much as possible to take over the center of the bed, and thus make herself as supremely comfortable as possible. All of which is to say, Affleck knows how to carry that…

Some reportage says he was fired. Which is it?

No one with an ounce of intelligence believes for one second that the letters were either written or, and especially, that Drumpf wrote them personally. Not a snowball’s chance in hell.

Putin’s long game - to get Trump to drop the Russia sanctions - is worth $500 billion to him; that’s how much the oil deal is worth just for him. So he won’t even blink at $10 million, unfortunately.

I don’t sleep. I’m angry all the time. I hear you.

Accidentally? Guess again. That lying shitbag has such a hard-on for bombing stuff. He thinks it makes him a man.

If Weinstein serves any purpose besides empowering women, let it be that the stories about our shitbag POTUS get voiced again, and much louder and unrelenting this time.

I can’t fucking take four years of this shitty excuse for a human being doing whatever he wants really just to prove what a shitty excuse for a human being he can be.

I couldn’t give a shit if they were wombats, they’re gross and getting blocked and reported automatically.