We’re paying for a “glam room” for the White House for Melania - at an estimated $50k cost that doesn’t include the when-needed services of her longtime makeup artist, Nicole Bryl - so I’m not going to side-eye this.

Let’s see how much she pays in taxes next time she returns from Europe with suitcases filled with stuff she bought in Paris or Milan, designer goods she no doubt will claim aren’t new when she meets up with a Customs officer. Duty is a tax also, one I’m sure she’s expert in avoiding.

They shot it in October, or earlier.

What a mishmash of assumption about the definition of luxury. Chanel next to Michael Kors? Please.

I’ll grant you the point, but she wasn’t First Lady at the time. Trust me, I’m no Melania defender, but she seems to be hanging back and staying away from stuff like this.

Speaking of which, she screams “I love to shop in Europe but do everything I can to avoid paying any duty.” God, I’d love to be a Customs officer just once when this bitch comes sauntering off the plane. Every suitcase opened, every label inspected.

Or LA - doesn’t she look like just a younger version of Kelsey Grammer’s ex? (I cannot be bothered to remember her name.)

Say what you will about Melania being a golddigger, but she never flaunts it. This chick makes her look like Mother Teresa.

Hot take: As soon as he figured out he was good at writing women’s roles and could make that his niche, that’s the same moment he realized it could also get him laid. Nothing “feminist” about it.

While on vacation, I had a little thing with a guy who was there alone, and who said he was separated. Talked about it multiple times - they’ve been separated for more than a year, his kids, etc. He was very separated. We return to respective cities, then make plans to meet up where he lives. We made plans. We’d also…

Do you follow Nancy on Twitter? She is no-holds-barred in her hatred of Trump. It’s wonderful.

No mention that Thicke is about to become a father again by a girlfriend who’s almost half his age? He is so much yuck.

It’s gotta be Gorka, though good gosh I cannot wait for that little pisher Miller to get his comeuppance. He really does have the most punchable face - and yes, I include Drumpf in that.

Is that photo from the Balenciaga exhibition in London? I saw that a couple of months ago - it was good (so many great hats!), but if you can get yourself to Paris between now and January, do not miss the Dior exhibition. It is so, so great. Dior as far as the eye can see. Wonderful.

Lol Florida. The only state that would take something that looks like the backdrop of a cruise-ship bar and declare it “art.”

I am instantly depressed realizing he’s Ben from Friends. Fuck we’re old now.

This is also perfect because Trump’s ego just cannot deal with the idea that celebs don’t like him. The more who shun him, the crazier he gets. As long as he doesn’t, you know, declare nuclear war on North Korea in retaliation for his hurt feelings, we should all applaud any idea that reinforces he’s the…

Provence. Not Provance.

I wish there was an insider who could anonymously clue us in on the length of the lease and when it’s up - there is a ton of available retail space in Midtown, surely Gucci must be dying to move.

Actually, if Gucci could get out of its lease, they’d likely be thrilled. Since the barriers went up around Trump Tower, foot traffic in the store has plummeted. You have to pass a police checkpoint to get onto the block, a huge turnoff to many. I was in there prior to Christmas - a Friday evening a couple weeks…