Damn you for conjuring memories of Dick Cheney.

To play devil’s advocate, sort of, for one moment: This is a woman who for YEARS has not only lived her life in front of cameras, but has staged numerous life events for the purpose of capturing something dramatic in front of same cameras. It’s a natural human knee-jerk reaction for the mind to go to a place of, “Wait…

Here’s the other thing: I don’t believe that the $916 mil is reality. I think it’s very likely creative math. In other words, another lie. Because let’s face it, everyone has fudged their figures a little in their taxes here and there - a business expense or other deduction. Trump did the same, but the false figure he…

In other news, the Dolphins orange unis? Yikes. Please don’t roll those out again, guys.

If you would make fairground one word in the first paragraph, I’d be so happy.

Never mind, I just watched the clip. What an awful human.

Wait, are you serious about the part that she thinks women shouldn’t have the vote? Or is that sarcasm? Sorry to be obtuse, but with Coulter you just never know. If true, what in the actual fuck.

I will miss these.

Seriously, someone needs to provide one example of a Trump success, one example that doesn’t have his stink attached to it, or just one example that proves he indeed can “make America great again.” Because his stink is everywhere at this point.

Just like the guy who went from Apple to JCPenney, this was doomed from the start. These CEOs can’t apply upscale principles to mainstream retail. It just doesn’t work.

We’re having the discussion because one candidate has proven to be factual only 50 percent of the time. The quantity of his lies is STAGGERING.

I hate starring this but dammit it's so true.

Well, the polls that came out today said he actually had increased his percentage among people of color from 1 percent to 7 percent. Can we delight in watching that number go back down?

Totally snort-laughed at Xanthus. Good god people are coming up with ridiculous names for kids these days.

Sounds like David Miscavige wants a fancy private jet for himself.

I agree it would have been nice to, say, include a quote from HRC, who basically said, “Let’s not jump to conclusions before we know all the facts.” Because he did the same with EgyptAir Flight 804 back in May, tweeting out at 6:30 am that day (almost immediately after it happened) something about how sad this was bc…

NBC strikes again.

First one is a week from Monday. I’m counting the days. And with each day that ticks by, it looks worse and worse for him to back out. Counting the days.

This is going to sound horrible, but I honestly do wish for him to die. A sudden heart attack that just stops him dead in his tracks. I actively wish for this. And I’m not sorry.

Good. Good good good. Good fucking good. Because enough already, goddammit all to hell I am sick of this fucking criminal. Good.