Because ultimately money never buys class or taste?

No, they lured him in with steak - namely, that he would do all the work because Trump has no intention of doing so. Junior’s conversation with Kasich proves that.

I have heard this as well. Likely key to the reason she tweeted a link to a dress that looks kinda like the dress she wore, but it isn’t the same dress. And of course the freaking cheap, Chinese-made thing sold out.

That’s not poly that she’s wearing. It’s silk crepe. Not the same dress.

Her legs are way too brown for someone who’s been working the campaign trail. I guess the family that self-tans together stays together.

Queen would probably be OK with this.

Who’s a good Vice President?!? Who’s soooo good?! You are!! You are SUCH a good Vice President! Yes you are yes you are!

Especially because, let’s not forget, McIver is evidently a registered Democrat.

So when they maintain that she “was a volunteer,” which is the lie now? That statement, or the VERY FIRST line in the letter on freaking Trump Organization letterhead?

Why no Us Weekly? I want to hear about why John Legend and Justin Verlander hate each other ...

That was Melania’s fortune. YOU STOLE MELANIA’S FORTUNE!

How often does Yoko make more sense than Cher?

Wait, you do mean Bacon-Wielding, right?

Thanks for another segment of, “Maybe I’m too old for Jezebel ...”

On a related topic, have you read Trump’s Playboy interview from 2004? It’s exactly what you’d expect from this asshole misogynist. See if Playboy will let you reprint the best parts. Surely they could use the publicity.

I saw Beth Behrs on Live With Kelly once when Josh Groban was co-hosting, and she seemed to fan-girl hard for him, especially when they sang together. So imagine my surprise when it turns out a) Kat Denning is/was dating Groban (are they still together? I can’t keep up), and b) BB is now engaged to Mad Men guy? I…

Cooper is def the Aniston character in this scenario ...

Maybe the contract is up, and this is the public “fight” that signals its end. It’s all very Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr in Picture Perfect ...

Bullfighting is among the cruelest of “sports” and should have been outlawed decades ago. Few people other than the sick assholes who think this is worth watching will mourn this guy.

Oh, hey, look, it’s a Giancarlo Stanton post. In other news, the sky is blue. The hard-on you guys have for him is getting slightly pathetic.