I agree. There's no way I'd ever consider putting my dog in the belly of the plane. I would be a nervous wreck the entire time, and would be so upset over thinking about how scared she would be.

Thank you for the summary. I'm not in Australia but can't bear to watch even a nanosecond of their show (though of course I am clearly always up for any post that points out their unique take on entitlement).

Actually Delta had a post on its site recently that said as of March they’re no longer taking animals as cargo at all. I’m sure it’s because of too many accidents and lawsuits resulting from said accidents. I’m lucky, my dog is small enough to travel under seat, as I would never trust baggage handlers with handling an…

It’s too easy to look like this is sour grapes because he didn’t get nominated. He should have gone, been a presenter, and then made his point onstage - briefly, professionally, eloquently - before an audience of a billion people.

Good for her. Rex will no doubt make sure she toes the line.

Not possible. Because Pats fans are also Red Sox fans, so they double-down on their insufferability.

Here’s the thing about Beasts of No Nation: It was in the theaters for about five minutes in October and then went straight to Netflix, pissing off a lot of theater distributors. Here’s the item in Wikipedia about its release:

We all know Chris was hired because he's a pretty lunkhead whose last name is Cuomo. But does Chris realize this?

Glad to see Spotlight get all the Oscar nom love. It’s such an outstanding film, and yet when I bring it up in conversation, so many people still haven’t heard of it.

Wow that’s a lot of fake hair in her Twitter avatar vs red carpet. Just saying.

Sorry, but I’d rather stick needles in my eyes than concede any point to an angry asshole who gets himself off by trolling. You’re probably exactly the type of person who would do what this guy did. You have a lovely day.

No, he probably shops at Walmart because he’s an ultra-cheap bastard who doesn’t mind purchasing products made using children’s labor in China, and also revels in spoiling everyone’s fun.

I would have no problem letting the air out of that guy’s tires while he's in Walmart. Because you know he shops at Walmart.

I've met her (super sweet and nice), and her eyes are like olive green. Just gorgeous.

Prabal Gurung did Amy Schumer no favors with the black/white thing. The whole dress in a deep jewel tone - while yes, boring - would have been way more flattering. And those shoes make her feet look like they’re in shoe prison.

That braid is just silly.

I’d take Ricky Gervais’s comments any night over Amy “Every word I utter is so hilarious” Schumer talking about her itchy vagina.

Bleach. So much chlorine bleach.

But he's Canadian! Please don't claim him as one of ours. We have enough problems. Canadians get great deals on prescription medication, the least they could do is take Bieber back.

Given you spelled Biglari’s name three different ways in this story, I'm thinking you don't need to worry about getting the call anytime soon.