still getting my ass whooped by the magma wyrm so i feel your pain 

All told, Bushy spent a little over 25 hours gathering, testing, and executing the full run.

Unfortunately, this just opens the door to him being lifelong “political commentator” on fox or whoever else will have him. :(

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ― Carl Sagan

do you remember the very swift and strong pushback from the GOP after he talked about the cocaine orgies? the thought is that because he did that and wasn’t i don’t know sufficiently contrite, that they want him out and are doing this to torpedo his campaign.

besides, do you really think the DNC has the stones to do…

Hmm... same crap we always here from NFT apologetics. “You don’t understand it...” Of course... then, by all means, enlighten us. Explain, in detail, what amazing concrete use-case NFTs enable that other existing tech can’t. I’m still waiting for such a response from anyone complaining about the NFT haters.

I have yet to see an NFT defender even attempt to explain the benefits of NFTs, or even what an NFT actually is. You all have just complained about the hate. 

The President of the Company’s New Year’s speech was “We are going all in on NFTs and the blockchain!” Then they sold some assets and said “this money is going towards those things I told you I wanted.” And your take on this is that... Kotaku is stupid? You are illiterate.

I’m sorry that you got stuck with a hot potato.  At this point, it’s best to just admit you got conned, cut your losses, and move on.

No I won’t

How many monkeys do you own

The answer is usually “no, you've understood it correctly. It's really that dumb."

No, they’re just tired of repeating all of the ways that NFTs are horrible pyramid scheme scams for idiots.

I just sent my life savings to a Nigerian Prince who assured me once he escapes that he will repay me 100 fold

Square’s actually doing quite well atm. Game sales are down but everything else is up and tbh what games have they released since the FF7 remake made ALL of the money? Outriders? Of course game sales are down, anything people are interested in is in development, they’ve got nothing to sell atm.

Their NFT push is a…

People act like the image the URL points to being completely open to change or deletion is a bad thing.  What if the image of a Big Chungus I bought the URL to suddenly points to a ladies butthole?  have I not profited?  

Thank God my money's safe in Bitcoin!

I declare it to be a third-person shooter because of the Ranger skill. BOOM.

You have my sword. Or my bow. Or my axe. Depending on what I start this run with.

Some are definitely integrating the mechanics well, such as Hades.