You are not, nor will ever be, me.

The whole “American/Velveeta/Whatever ‘cheese’ is NOT cheese” thing is one of the arguments that really grinds my gears. Of course it’s cheese. It is literal cheese that has been processed into a form useful for particular purposes. While it would be a bit pedantic to point out that all types of cheese are pretty…

Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.

I dunno, do you really call them “bakes?”

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

I would happily beat you to death with a beer mug for questioning perfection. 

Making a movie for the people out there who don’t already know who the Hulk is would have resulted in a much shittier movie.

Dončić ... drove past Oubre for a one-legged fadeaway shot.

Oh sorry, I was talking about fresh meat, not cooked meat. I agree that would be strange in that scenario!

I’m assuming what they are discussing here is a liquid called myoglobin and if your steak is cooked medium-rare or less it absolutely should exude this. In fact if it doesn’t something is incredibly wrong with your meat, as that liquid is part of the cow.

I feel like #4 is never quite as good as you hope it is?

The Old Man's Battle With The Furnace is higher for me, if for no other reason than his gibberish has been heard in our house a zillion times as substitute swear words.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

It’s been here for bearimies.

When the wife is working night shifts, I’m forced to cook for myself frequently. My favorite thing to do is to pour myself a big bowl of Raisin Nut Bran, adding just enough 2% milk so that when the cereal is gone, you’re left with enough milk leftover that you can just pour more cereal into the bowl without having to…