Why didn’t he target people who truly deserve it - people who call their partners “boo?”

Uh. Removed because he might read this.

It sounds like they have almost as much vitriol for the customers as they do for the website. Maybe they figured this company was an easy target that would get little sympathy.

What if I pull the vibrator out of my partner like I'm King Arthur and its the Sword in the Stone... Can I lay claim then?

“They see danger around me. I sometimes wonder if that’s because, in some other setting, they’d present it.”

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

Going to need to see the actual D’s for a fair comparison and analysis. Just trying to be thorough here, ladies.

#TeamVinceVaughn

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

It’s the same place where Paleo calories go.

Did they circle the scooters around the perimeter of the room to keep the male models from escaping?

But seriously, does it impact the development of her facial features? My facial structure is noticeably different today vs. when I was 17, and not just because I can feel the icy hand of the grave on my decrepit body. Medical Jezzies, do y’all have answers?

No mention of how kissing strangers is wholly inappropriate, regardless of the gender of the perpetrator? That is sexual assault, and we would be enraged if the tables were turned.

Right up there with “tried to keep fucking”. NEVER WORKS.

Tried to stay friends.

This was during the “pack your shit and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” part, but he was threatening to kill himself.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

I guess once you have a starch, the only thing to do is have another?

My boyfriend's family is Latin American. His mother never worked after she was married; her entire life is her two sons. After college, she expected my boyfriend to move back in with them until he got married and he obliged until he was 27 years old. Her other son still lives with them.