At first I thought it was a tampon commercial when they were all wearing white. On another note, how many people are in sororities? That one looks huge! I've never seen so many white girls in one place, and I'm white!

Sometimes yeah. I don’t know if it’s him, or me, or both or marriage but.... Yeah not great. And I’ve always had realistic views of marriage but I’m still surprised how it really is. I remember watching “this is 40” with friends and they laughed their asses off at it but I quietly cried in the dark theater where they…

Thank you for this. I was seriously considering shoving a barbell up some guy’s ass at the gym because he’s constantly saying to me “You’ve GOT to have another kid, you can’t just have ONE!!!”. But instead I’ll just give him this link, and the middle finger.

Yeah, I skipped the intro paragraphs and went down to the list and was like “I don’t remember the Misfits writing any of these. Where’s ‘Last Caress’? Where’s Die Die My Darling’?!”

You had me at “Aiden Turner.”

The confederate flag is also a symbol of an attempt to break our country apart, the south’s declaration of their secession from the U.S.- it surprises me that ‘mericans would allow that on a capital building. On a side note...

I wonder what it's like to go through life with no shame and never being embarrassed.

I’ll have to try them both out and get back to you with the my findings.

Yes. He looked great in those dapper clothes, he was tough to bad guys but sweet and gentle with the ones he loved. I’d feel safe with him, and the half of the face he did have was sexy, even with the mustache. I cried so hard when he died, I just wanted him to have a happy ending! I then re watched it on demand and…

Is that Dover as in Dover Delaware?!? Delaware Represent!!!!

OMG at first glance I thought this was Nico from Andy Warhol and Velvet Underground fame.

It's a facehugger

This is true. Although I love my vibrator dearly, and it has never let me down, nothing compares to a good peen wielded by a talented man.

When I take a risk and download a whole new album (instead of just a song or two) I don’t listen to it until I run. Then I put it on and listen to the whole thing, start to finish. I did that with Alt-J’s An Awesome a Wave. It was summer but it was a little cool out. The sun had set but there was still light in the…

Yep, I'm prefer amateur 90% of the time.

WANT! I originally asked for a bread machine for Mother’s Day. But now I’m going to ask for one of these instead.

I just threw up in my mouth.

It’s not cold, it’s just that you haven’t put all your eggs in one basket. You probably had other things in your life to keep you going, not just him. You see the same thing with parents who have nothing to do but focus on their kids. When the kids are grown the parents lose their minds. Or people who only have a…

Hahaha, your teacher probably thought you were destined to murder your husband. I knew and old lady whose husband wouldn’t let her drive or do anything. When the old bastard died she was free and could drive to the damn grocery store and feel like a human being.

I heard once that men will suffer because the wives are often the ones who keep the social life going, organize the family bbqs, get other couples to go out with them etc. when they divorce the man sometimes doesn’t know how to keep that going. I know with my husband some of his friends’ wives and I literally plan for…