Yes. But for the grace of Goddess it could be any of us.

I don’t like to sound all doomsday, but this combination always seemed like a public relations “Swiftian” match-up. Too bad a 4 year old has to deal with this. I’m guessing this is what happens when two people fuck each other with some SERIOUS cosmic chemistry. Then it bottoms out when they realize that they never had…

It may not make them women, but young boys and girls attempting to reach the U.S. (often alone) are at a very high risk for for sexual abuse: http://www.socialworktoday.com/archive/031714p22.shtml.. And, yes, it is horrible.

Same. Also we don’t do Easter, so no worries, no guilt:)

Egg Hunt?

Girls may start ovulating and menstruating as early as the age of nine, and successful pregnancies at the age of 56 are not very common. But you can bet that ICE will leave no room for doubt.

YES

Welcome back, Muck!!!

NOOOOoo Primary Colors! That shit looks bad enough on a flag. And Paris Hilton.

“...and smoke electronic cigarettes, known as vaping, current and former White House officials said.”

Eh, you are not an idiot. You just expected to receive what you were promised and what you paid for. Unfortunately, this is the usual outcome:

Oh yeah, it’s a Thing

You’re a freakin genius.

I’m going to forever be a prisoner in my computer chair until I see Katy actually spit that thing out (grrr, I need to pee).

Thank You

Sorry Dude. But they are. I literally had to ask a Seller where they were located. The Reply? “Yes. we are a Seller from China, but we don’t say this on our site because people will not buy.”

Also. I wouldn’t be surprised if RB is laughing like crazy that Drumpf is giving her the “thumbs up.” As much as I hate to write this: Hollywood > Politicians.

Despite all of the hate-buzz, I’m not going to shit on Roseanne Barr. She is just the kind of player who trips up now and then (her hideous talk-show), but who stays in for the long game. Hers is the kind of voice one should heed even IF you think that she is a “Traitor.”

So very true, especially since they have been sponsoring 3rd party sellers, to whom they owe no allegiance. People make purchases from these non-Amazon sellers (the “fine print” is so very fine), and end up getting screwed because the Seller has its own policies - usually very BAD policies.

Oh c’mon. It isn’t that bad. And it will happen every year. Roll with it.