If Macaroni Salad is a salad, if Jell-o Salad is a salad, if Tuna Salad is a salad, then I’m sure this qualifies, as stupid as it is. But is it really shocking that 2 eggs, avocado, and cheese are filling?

It’s kind of surprising they have taken this long to do this, since “beans” are sort of the classic protein source from plants (tofu is beans) and they are also *all over* both mexican and tex-mex food. Like really all they had to do was ensure they have some beans with no meat in them, use those beans, and omit the…

Genealogists, as I made clear in my initial comment. 

Every day is Bastille Day here in Splinterville.

“As far as we know this 70 year old woman has never committed any major crimes but she’s still paranoid.”

Access to a toilet is future me’s problem. Bring on the fire sauce!

I’m not against ramping it up. But stretch it out all the way through 2020 and make every Republican painfully own it.

*cough, cough* [Benghazi]

As someone who’s seen how sloppy, lazy, and downright garbage the forensic science and testing used by law enforcement can be, no fucking thanks. I have 0 faith in law enforcement to not wrap up innocent people with cross contamination or bad sample gathering.

I don’t blame her. This industry is still in it’s infancy. Who knows what people can do in the future if they get a hold of your DNA? Imagine a data breach in one of these companies and everyone’s DNA is sold on the black market. Years later insurance companies can dig this up and increase your rates based on genetic…

“Many women want the opportunity to visit a professional, comprehensive health care facility—not an abortion clinic—for their health care needs; today, HHS gave women that choice.”

I hope that maybe, just maybe, he’ll decide he doesn’t want to go through all this and spare us all this whole circus. You know there are lots more women, and I’m just not ready to listen to the fucking feminist bros in my life grow fangs and go nuclear, use the same language Republicans do to discredit all kinds of…

You should probably stop smelling presidential candidates.

They know what it means and they know they don’t offer it. It’s all about tricking people. I mean just look at their “services”, they don’t actually offer anything other than the ability to ask a doctor questions.

But hey, Hillary wasn’t “inspiring”. So people just couldn’t bring themselves to vote to prevent shit like this from happening.

I know there was a state law (California?) that required these kinds of places to post a sign saying they didn’t offer abortions, contraception, or health care. I know it was struck down, but at this point I think it needs to be resurrected with an even broader focus. Between outright liars like “crisis pregnancy…

I really want to organize a network of women to visit these clinics to duck with them and waste Obiobiobio’s time and money.

I have incredibly bad allergies. My office has one of those “cool” open ceilings with visible ductwork. That never gets cleaned. Even with allergy meds I’m pretty nasally about 9 out of 12 months a year no matter what I do.

Just don’t wear cologne or perfume. Ever. You have no idea how much torture it is for someone with allergies when you spray yourself down with that shit.  You’re coming to work, not going out on the town. Just take a damn shower and leave it be.  My company is sooo forward thinking, but something they have failed to…

Don’t clip your nails at work, I don’t get why this is an ongoing problem at my office, we’ve had several offenders.