Also, let me be the grumpy spinster who would like to enjoy her pizza and root beer after a board meeting on a Tuesday night without the interference of drunk hayseeds. How am I supposed to gripe about the board treasurer insisting we end the meeting early so that she won’t miss NCIS with Earl and JimBob howling about…

What kind of monster is ordering whiskey with their tacos? If you need the hard stuff you tequila that shit.

Aww, I had my bridge all ready to go, too.

Bernie is the actual embodiment of this gif

They all should resign, but, sadly, they won't. If King can keep his seat, then why would Northam feel motivated to resign?

Yes, because the response isn’t valid unless a old white guy does it. Bernie really needs to go away. He had his chance. Several, actually.

Jesus fucking CHRIST, will the nickel-and-diming of the struggling worker NEVER STOP? Now they want to use a complicated formula to basically cheat their drivers, as if the company deserves a cut? The company is already getting the delivery fee - do they really begrudge the drivers a couple of bucks? Do some companies…

If you’re surprised by the fact that Northam is still governor, you’re really in for one hell of a shock when you check out the White House or Supreme Court.

How are people being so casual about this?

Here he is on Saturday. The sense of impending Emergency is just ELECTRIC, yes? I’m still looking for the best place to “duck and cover” cause I’m so scurred of those Brown people.

This is kind of a shitty take from all this.  I’m pretty sure the way his tattoos look is going to be the least of his worries about being 70.

If only the House could call for a national emergency stating that the fuckwit in the shite house is not fit for purpose.

He looks like a terrifying alternative Ken Doll. Even his beard/stubble looks painted on...

You could just prop the doors open on the White House elevator and he’d be trapped upstairs.

Barack Obama called. He said that you’re a stupid fuckface and that he’s been plowing your mom. 

I’m just shocked she said something that was true.

Weird that this wasn’t an emergency for the two years Republicans controlled both chambers of Congress.

I can’t wait until the next Democratic president declares a national emergency, seizes all of the assets of the for profit health insurance companies and sets up medicare for all. 

Just build a wall around the White House already. Fill it in with cement.

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks