Yeah but don’t you see the Dems are clearly racist against white heterosexual men!?! That’s the real issue here!

He didn’t have to specifically state he had a black friend. It’s the same played out idea as saying “I know people/have relatives of color and I like them so how could I possibly be racist?!?”

It’s not even a very original troll.

Nah bro, I like the variety of pieces.

Cliffnotes version for anyone who doesn’t have time to watch the clip.

He would also like to add that he has a Black Friend (tm) and therefore can’t be racist.

This was amazing to watch. Tlaib calling it out...and then Meadows all but screaming “I’M NOT A RACIST YOU’RE THE RACIST I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND.”

Incorrect. I require pretzels and weird little breadsticks mixed in for maximum enjoyment. It lets you really savor those rye chips.

Cohen is a greasy sleazeball but it is invigorating to watch him bicker back & forth with some of these people.

I’m pretty sure Cristobal Balenciaga is rolling in his grave at the sight of those hideous shoes.

I hear he’s a smooth clarinet player. I also hear he’s endorsed by one Bill Clinton!

We need to make this a thing.

Bill can dye his hair, put on Groucho glasses, and run as “Gill Winton.” That way he doesn’t have to worry about term limits!

Hey-oh!

Haha. As if the orange goblin would care that his wife had to wait to get her dish.

I can’t tell if she’s going for the “I’m a futuristic spaceman” look or the “I walked into a modern art studio and someone accidentally thought I was a canvas” look.

Lolololz as if most of us young people can afford to have kids these days.

MY GOD, WE WERE ONLY IN THE RESTAURANT FOR AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES!! OUR FOOD ARRIVED TOO QUICKLY! THE HORROR!

Look, we get it. When’s this site going to make an announcement to officially endorse Bernie?

This is one of the main reasons I’ve avoided getting an IUD. Also the fact that the only non-hormonal IUD in the US is known to cause hellish periods.... Fuck that.